CNN.com - Man sentenced for monkeys in pants "It became non-routine when they opened his luggage and a bird of paradise took off flying in the terminal," Johns said.
Asked by agents if he had anything else to tell them, Cusack responded: "Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."
That must've been quite an uncomfortable flight for the man.
I've been noticing that links to the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanies site are cropping up on blogs lately - most recently today on 3 bruces.
Well, it's 'old hat' (ahem) to me. My pal Michael sent me a link to it at least a year ago. And, in fact, Michael went as far as to make it into a segment in his performance art series, Alternative to Noise.
I have photos from that performance art night in Scranton, on January 26th 2002.
Interesting to note that one of the subjects wearing an aluminum foil deflector beanie in the photos is actually a real life psychiatrist. heh-heh. Who says psychiatrists don't have a sense of humour?
I chose to put this particular photo at left here because the guy sporting the aluminum foil deflector beanie is holding a Bert doll, and I figured it would be of interest to "Bert is Evil" conspiracy theorists as well. heh-heh.
This afternoon a stranger called my cell phone (presumably a wrong number) & left this message on my voice mail...
I thought it was kind of funny.
Oddly enough, later on, some asshole did yell at me from a pickup truck... while his big dog hung out the window staring at me. This was after he tailgated & then ran me off the road so I went sliding into the snow at the side of the road.
Watchdog Doo - "Got Dog Doo?"
Using large piles of dog poo and a prominently displayed 'Beware of Dog" sign, you can create a highly effective barrier between your home and potential thiefs and vandals!
I love the way the web site ad has a starburst exclaiming, "Great Gift Idea!" (link via Off Kilter - "We envision other uses. For example, instead of wasting your money on a car alarm, simply set a couple of piles on your dashboard. Watchdogdoo is also ideal for bad blind dates...")
I saw these bottle candies when I was at a mini-market with my sister the other day. Both of us looked at them and reflected in a bit of nostalgia. On a whim, I decided to buy them. And then we noticed that the label on the package said, "Liquid filled wax". And both of us said, "Mmmm - liquid filled wax..." while pulling oh-my-lord-how-ridiculous facial expressions. I mean, did we once think the idea of liquid filled wax was yummy? haha! At this point in my life, I actually find something about biting & chewing wax... well, kind of yucky. haha. Yet strangely, I've consumed a few of them anyway. (No, I didn't swallow the wax. heh.)
superficiality >>If the facade is what's important to you, all you wind up with is an illusion. Disillusionment is the gift of substance.
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