CNN.com - Man sentenced for monkeys in pants "It became non-routine when they opened his luggage and a bird of paradise took off flying in the terminal," Johns said.
Asked by agents if he had anything else to tell them, Cusack responded: "Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."
That must've been quite an uncomfortable flight for the man.
posted by Chloe | Saturday 21 December 2002 9:15 PM
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