I was sent for a medical test yesterday. It was an abdominal CT Scan, and they made me drink "contrast drink". 2-1/2 cups the size of large soft drinks.
The stuff was NASTY!
It tasted like cherry flavoured bile!
They expected me to drink 3! It took me over an hour & a half to drink 2-1/2!
It was Kool-Aid from HELL!!!
I was gagging and wanted to throw it all up. But then I would've had to start over again. Even a few lime mint Tic Tacs didn't help much! It was thoroughly disgusting!
Kool-Aid from the depths of Hell!!!
On Tuesdays my office orders out for Chinese delivery for lunch. Last Tuesday, my fortune cookie message read, "You are a gentleman of outstanding wisdom."
Who wrote this fortune for this fortune cookie? What the hell were they thinking? I found it funny, but also a bit insulting.
I sent this Hallmark e-card to Alison for her birthday yesterday. I watched it several times myself. I think it's hilarious! Particularly the banjo frog's reaction. haha.
superficiality >>If the facade is what's important to you, all you wind up with is an illusion. Disillusionment is the gift of substance.
-- Chloe<<
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