Watermelon Punch, The Blog           fresher than what's in the back of your fridge Front Page           Archives           Recent Comments           About           Contact « previous  |  Front  |  next » Wednesday 12 March 2003 Sexist fortune cookies On Tuesdays my office orders out for Chinese delivery for lunch. Last Tuesday, my fortune cookie message read, "You are a gentleman of outstanding wisdom." Who wrote this fortune for this fortune cookie? What the hell were they thinking? I found it funny, but also a bit insulting. posted by Chloe | Wednesday 12 March 2003 11:57 PM Comments Yes, sir! *runs* Posted by -=e=- the merciless™ | Wednesday 04 June 2003 2:02AM Fortune cookies do exist. They exist in this beautiful world I have created for MANkind. Therefore when a fortune cookie is addressed to a gentleman you should not take offence as no time or effort should be expended for creatures fashioned out of man's short rib who brought sin and shame into my perfect world. Posted by God | Thursday 05 June 2003 3:49PM hmm, i've never known one to be wrong before. i've always thought the cookie doesn't lie... :) Posted by pete | Saturday 07 June 2003 8:06AM sheesh. how wrong can you get. GENTLE?!?!??!????? Posted by the other | Friday 17 October 2003 10:35AM you forgot to add "... in bed." Of course, that's still pretty confusing. Posted by the Other michael | Tuesday 16 November 2004 5:29PM I think a lot of women would say that's more rare than confusing. Posted by Chloe | Friday 19 November 2004 8:39AM Here's the latest sexist fortune cookie: Watermelon Punch, the Blog - 09 Nov 2005 | Another gender specific fortune cookie Posted by Chloe | Tuesday 25 July 2006 10:09PM Add a Comment Trackbacks TrackBack URL for this entry: Listed below are links to weblogs that reference this entry. Add your comments Comment Avatar icons by Gravatar. E-mail addresses are required, but not displayed nor shared. Please post comments relevant to this page only. For off-topic comments, questions, and discussion, please use this site's Message Board Forum. All comments posted that are spam, abusive, use phoney e-mail, or that do not relate directly to the page, will be removed. Thank you for respecting this site, author & readers, and for helping stem the flow of ridiculously inaccurate hits from search engines. Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: E-mail this entry to a friend Email this entry to: Your email address: Message (optional): Front Page           Archives           Recent Comments           About           Contact           Forum

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