Gossip of the London Underground
My personal favourites: "Classical dressage is really the most interesting part of horsemanship." "If we don't get home soon, we're going to miss Quincy." "Stop! Enough knickerbocker wisecracks!" "Look. A canary. You don't see many of those on the tube." "She acts like being a lesbian gives her a special license to be rude to people." "Ben Affleck doesn't even have a face." "There are loads of commies in London." "Everything Morrissey predicted in the 80s is coming true." "I never trust milkmen." "I would like to kill everyone. Except you. Obviously." "Rufus! No! It's got germs on it." "I found him at about 2 am. He was trying to piss into a postbox." "My life is like a bad Daily Mail headline." "2003 is going to be a big year for Patrick Swayze." "Whenever the train is delayed, they claim it's a suspect package. It's not...it's just a points failure again." "Every year they say it could be Henman's year. Wake up! It's never Henman's year." "Look at that bloke's walkman. No-one has walkman's anymore. Look at him. I hate him." "It's the time of year when old men wear sandals. Lots of crushed, splintered toenails." "There are no parks." "Oh, we've had a lovely time. Jamie's spent the morning kicking pigeons." "Your bourgeoise sensibilities mean nothing to me."
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