Sunday 16 May 2004
'The Uncovered Chair'
'The Uncovered Chair' Video Commercial
'The Uncovered Chair', which no one would be so boorish and unrefined to cover, is of gold brocade and seems specifically designed and placed to hold court from. (Whence such a time as visitors are being received.) Accompanied by an ashtray stand, 'The Uncovered Chair' is the perfect place from which to blow smoke and regale one's audience with fanciful tales of importance and adventure, to bestow the knowledge of the beauties and benefits of wine and the follies involved in drinking too much of it, and to relate carefully conceived descriptions of acquaintances not present to assert their own personalities or speak for themselves, (or even if they are present). The only thing missing from this exemplary display is a dainty stand on which to precariously perch a cup of tea served in a cracked and chipped mug (with the hand-painted periwinkles), and a white slim-line telephone (with last-number automatic re-dial) with which to receive important and lengthy conversation telephone calls whilst holding court with a lone guest, who is so graciously condescended. And the only flaw is that it does not, in fact, have the best, closest, or only view of the television set, which is not, in fact, cable equipped with visitor luring & occupying channels such as 'the animals'.
posted by Chloe | Sunday 16 May 2004 12:15 AM
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