Sign reading "Warning Parking Violators will be Immobilized, Mercy Hospital Security Department" near Mercy Hospital in Scranton, Pennsylvania, March 18th 2005.
I saw this sign on the fence by a parking lot while taking a walk in downtown Scranton the other day.
Sort of conjures up visions of the men in the white coats coming to take motorists away from their cars, subduing them with an injection of Haldol, and taking them away in four point restraints to the hospital's psych ward.
If I saw this same sign on a parking lot near a restaurant in West Side Scranton, I would imagine people getting their legs broken by big men in hair pomade & black jackets.
I'm sure they mean they'll immobilize the cars in violation. But it sounded like the makings of quite a scene.
I, for one, will not be parking in that lot, that's for sure.
Comment Avatar icons by Gravatar.
E-mail addresses are required, but not displayed nor shared.
Please post comments relevant to this page only. For off-topic comments, questions, and discussion, please use this site's Message Board Forum. All comments posted that are spam, abusive, use phoney e-mail, or that do not relate directly to the page, will be removed.
Thank you for respecting this site, author & readers, and for helping stem the flow of ridiculously inaccurate hits from search engines.
superficiality >>If the facade is what's important to you, all you wind up with is an illusion. Disillusionment is the gift of substance.
-- Chloe<<
(more)
There are some people you like immediately, some whom you think you might learn to like in the fullness of time, and some that you simply want to push away from you with a sharp stick.
