I'm still alive, still eating watermelon, still wearing overalls, and still... well, still whatever.
And apparently, I'm still "educating" the masses... Because The Visine on Nipples Post remains in the top 20 most accessed pages on this domain.
But although I saw a mattress abandoned on the side of Highway 380 South a few weeks ago, I passed it too quickly to get a picture, darn it.
No news is not always necessarily good news.
I do recommending avoiding getting a massive bacterial infection. Not just because of the drawbacks of an infection, but because of the drawbacks of staying on antibiotics for extended periods. Let's put it this way, I'm sick to death of yogurt smoothies. They don't come in watermelon flavour either...
Which is surprising, because recently watermelon flavour seems to have become popular for a lot of things finally. And why shouldn't it have, and sooner, I ask?
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