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December 2004



little watermelon Friday 31 December 2004

quotes of stupidity

TOP TEN MOST OUTRAGEOUS STATEMENTS OF 2004 ... [Media Matters for America]





posted by Chloe | Friday 31 December 2004 2:24 PM
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little watermelon Friday 31 December 2004

marie's skating programme

Watermelon Punch - Audio & Video - 27 Dec 2004 - Figure Skating Programme of Marie Smirman





posted by Chloe | Friday 31 December 2004 1:43 PM
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little watermelon Friday 31 December 2004

marie on ice

Watermelon Punch - Audio & Video - 27 Dec 2004 - Marie on Ice 2004





posted by Chloe | Friday 31 December 2004 1:43 PM
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little watermelon Friday 31 December 2004

meth in pa is not news

NEPABlog - 31 Dec 2004 | Drug addiction in Pennsylvania is NOT 'news'
(are these people that clueless?)






posted by Chloe | Friday 31 December 2004 1:33 PM
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little watermelon Monday 27 December 2004

deer burgalar

New York Daily News - Deer Breaks Into Store, Visits Bathroom





posted by Chloe | Monday 27 December 2004 9:37 PM
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little watermelon Friday 24 December 2004

cat cloning

CNN.com - First cloned cat sold in the U.S. - Dec 23, 2004





posted by Chloe | Friday 24 December 2004 1:50 AM
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little watermelon Thursday 23 December 2004

garrison keillor

NPR : 30 Years of Garrison Keillor





posted by Chloe | Thursday 23 December 2004 10:23 AM
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little watermelon Thursday 23 December 2004

teen violence against santa claus

Scranton Times Tribune - Teen accused of shooting Santa with pellet gun
BBC NEWS | Europe | French teenagers mug Santa Claus






posted by Chloe | Thursday 23 December 2004 8:36 AM
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little watermelon Wednesday 22 December 2004

political visitor view of scranton

mojones.com - A Gathering Swarm



The hilly swaths of highway around Scranton, Pennsylvania, run thick with Wal-Mart trucks. ... I started visiting Scranton on weekends in September. My wife had gone there on a day trip from New York, to volunteer for John Kerry, and decided to stay and do whatever needed to be done, which pretty soon meant that she was helping to run the Lackawanna County Democrats' office for six weeks.

posted by Chloe | Wednesday 22 December 2004 11:11 PM
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little watermelon Wednesday 22 December 2004

soda or pop

Generic names for soft drinks by county (soda anyone?)





posted by Chloe | Wednesday 22 December 2004 3:56 PM
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little watermelon Wednesday 22 December 2004

housing unaffordable on minimum wage

startribune.com - Mininum wage pays for 1-bedroom apartment in only 4 U.S. counties





posted by Chloe | Wednesday 22 December 2004 5:34 AM
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little watermelon Tuesday 21 December 2004

muslim restrictions / japanese internment

The Holowach Blog: A reminder (best blog post on Cornell Muslim restrictions poll)



"Fear factor: 44 percent of Americans queried in Cornell national poll favor curtailing some liberties for Muslim Americans"

Many republicans now favour Muslim restrictions. Bush Sr. condemned Japanese internment during WWII. I wonder what Bush Jr. has to say about this.


posted by Chloe | Tuesday 21 December 2004 9:47 AM
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little watermelon Monday 20 December 2004

the life aquatic movie

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou -- The Official Movie Homepage





posted by Chloe | Monday 20 December 2004 1:45 PM
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little watermelon Monday 20 December 2004

letters to christopher walken

Letters to Walken





posted by Chloe | Monday 20 December 2004 1:54 AM
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little watermelon Monday 20 December 2004

ipod signed by david hasselhoff

eBay - iPod signed by David Hasselhoff (sold for over $500!)





posted by Chloe | Monday 20 December 2004 1:35 AM
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little watermelon Sunday 19 December 2004

xmas deadliest day of year

CNN.com - Study: Christmas deadliest day for Americans - Dec 13, 2004 (do we need all this holiday stress?)



Having a family member who had coronary bypass surgery a week before Christmas one year, I can readily believe this. That coupled with the fact that people are put under more and more stress in the month leading up to the holidays, and then are more likely to engage in unhealthy activities right around the holidays.

posted by Chloe | Sunday 19 December 2004 4:38 PM
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little watermelon Sunday 19 December 2004

spam tool merchants

Blog and Forum automatic submission scripts :: Adam Kalsey (an anti-spam idea)



"If bloggers are powerful enough to take down a TV news anchor, I'd imagine that a concerted effort to choke off distribution sources would be successful as well."

posted by Chloe | Sunday 19 December 2004 7:56 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 18 December 2004

'Buy Blue' campaign

Buy Blue Current Campaign





posted by Chloe | Saturday 18 December 2004 10:29 PM
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little watermelon Saturday 18 December 2004

Most amusing photo of 2001

Watermelon Punch - Photo Album - Polls - Most amusing photo of 2001 (vote)





posted by Chloe | Saturday 18 December 2004 1:51 PM
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little watermelon Saturday 18 December 2004

love - yours for $14.99

arwen.org v7 snapshots :: Random Pics ::
(now that's a funny sign)






posted by Chloe | Saturday 18 December 2004 11:42 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 18 December 2004

wp photo album best of 2001 poll

Watermelon Punch - Photo Album - Polls - Best photo of 2001 (vote)





posted by Chloe | Saturday 18 December 2004 9:01 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 18 December 2004

closing libraries in cali

NPR : Calif. Town Shutters Libraries





posted by Chloe | Saturday 18 December 2004 1:47 AM
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little watermelon Friday 17 December 2004

zellers photo poll

[zellers] - photo poll



My favourite is the brownish foggy sun scene w/ the tree off to the left.

posted by Chloe | Friday 17 December 2004 2:54 PM
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little watermelon Friday 17 December 2004

firefox

Get Firefox!
(now with an ad in the NYTimes)






posted by Chloe | Friday 17 December 2004 5:10 AM
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little watermelon Friday 17 December 2004

making light about spam spam spam

Making Light: Spamming Stephan Zielinski



I’m starting to regard unmaintained comment areas as the online equivalent of letting old automobile tires lie around in your back yard, collecting stagnant water where mosquitoes breed.

I've thought that for awhile.


posted by Chloe | Friday 17 December 2004 5:06 AM
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little watermelon Wednesday 15 December 2004

whirl-mart - holding wal-mart accountable

NEPA Whirl-Mart - Lawsuit calls Wal-Mart on their dubious claims of upholding conservative values





posted by Chloe | Wednesday 15 December 2004 4:58 PM
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little watermelon Wednesday 15 December 2004

wal-mart hypocricy in so-called 'cencorship'

Not All Who Wander Are Lost - Red Herrings On Aisle 5





posted by Chloe | Wednesday 15 December 2004 2:34 AM
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little watermelon Tuesday 14 December 2004

diamonds aren't for me

The Holowach Blog: Diamonds are a girl's worst enemy





posted by Chloe | Tuesday 14 December 2004 2:21 PM
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little watermelon Monday 13 December 2004

no-iron cotton fabric

NPR : Fiber Innovations Make for No-Iron Cotton Shirts ('bout time!)





posted by Chloe | Monday 13 December 2004 12:25 AM
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little watermelon Sunday 12 December 2004

war of the worlds movie

War of the Worlds Teaser Trailer (not like ET or Close Encounters)





posted by Chloe | Sunday 12 December 2004 4:56 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 11 December 2004

moral elitists

John & Belle Have A Blog: I, for one, welcome our new moral overlords



The very notion that you ought to be even tempted to send a message to Susan Sontag by voting for Bush. (Really, this is crude telecommunication technique. Just putting on your tinfoil hat to amplify your thoughtwaves would be comparatively sensible.)

posted by Chloe | Saturday 11 December 2004 6:35 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 11 December 2004

'It's a Wonderful Life' with bunnies

Angry Alien Productions - 'It's a Wonderful Life' in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies





posted by Chloe | Saturday 11 December 2004 1:36 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 11 December 2004

the state map game

Place the State (a map game - my score was 88%)



My score was 88%, 25 miles, 204 seconds.
This reminds me of a magnetic puzzle game I had when I was a kid.


posted by Chloe | Saturday 11 December 2004 12:36 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 11 December 2004

holiday decorating leads to trips to the ER

NPR : 'Morning Edition': Decoration Disasters



"The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention puts out its first study of holiday decorating injuries. Americans fall off chairs while trimming trees. They tumble off roofs while hanging lights. Side effects of holiday cheer send about 5,800 people to the emergency room each year."

Food Safety Initiative Activity - Holiday Cooking: Keeping it Safe!


posted by Chloe | Saturday 11 December 2004 12:26 AM
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little watermelon Friday 10 December 2004

pooping reindeer candy (more interesting than PEZ)

The Stupid Store: Pooping Reindeer Candy





posted by Chloe | Friday 10 December 2004 10:22 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 09 December 2004

internet smells

Comcast - News - Telecom tests online aromatherapy service (something I've always feared)



"People play games, go shopping and meet dates on the Internet. So why not use the Web to download the perfect mood-enhancing fragrance?"

This is the kind of internet technology I've always feared. Imagine being bombarded by "pop-up" smells!! AUGH!

(link via Dolores - *my mother*)


posted by Chloe | Thursday 09 December 2004 12:28 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 09 December 2004

gorilla funeral

CNN.com - Gorillas hold 'wake' for group's leader



(link via t h e c h r o n i c c u r m u d g e o n)

posted by Chloe | Thursday 09 December 2004 12:02 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 09 December 2004

don't call me 'dude'

Mail Tribune :: Online Edition :: Linguist Deciphers Uses of Word 'Dude'



Yahoo! News - Linguist Deciphers Uses of Word 'Dude'

(link via Six on the Brain)


posted by Chloe | Thursday 09 December 2004 9:06 AM
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little watermelon Thursday 09 December 2004

everone wants to be a star

Peter Kaminski: Ron Fair, Producer (lesson: 'everyone wants to be a star')





posted by Chloe | Thursday 09 December 2004 1:29 AM
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little watermelon Tuesday 07 December 2004

hand puppets used in courtship

How to use a hand puppet to meet, attract, and date tons of single women...



I know this method of meeting single women seems a little silly, but try it. It works like a charm for my friend and it can work for you too.

Or, it could make you look like the biggest dork on earth. It could go either way, I think it's important to stress that risk. heh.
And I say this even though I'm kinda inta puppets.

This so reminds me of playing The Sims. For The Sims it does seem as if using hand puppets is an intregal part of courtship. hah.

(link via Easy Bake Coven // Does This Blog Make My Ass Look Big?)


posted by Chloe | Tuesday 07 December 2004 6:56 PM
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little watermelon Tuesday 07 December 2004

pets as presents - not a good idea

UK Pets - Pups As Presents - Shocking Survey



(link via Dog News)

posted by Chloe | Tuesday 07 December 2004 4:55 PM
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little watermelon Tuesday 07 December 2004

church sign photo

Mike Zellers' Weblog (church sign photo)



See my full entry on this here:
Is it REAL, or is it 'Church Sign Generator'?


posted by Chloe | Tuesday 07 December 2004 4:24 PM
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little watermelon Monday 06 December 2004

Grapple shmapple

Adam Kalsey tries a "Grapple" (thanks for the heads up - heh)



GetFitFoods.com - The Grapple Story

"Slice up the Grapple and serve it with some sharp cheese for an unforgettable appetizer."

Not exactly a specifically positive statement.

"Ingredients: Apples, water, artificial flavor and fatty acids"

Not exactly an appetizing list of ingredients. (Particularly since I'm not even fond of apples.)


posted by Chloe | Monday 06 December 2004 4:45 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 04 December 2004

'common fraud'

Making Light: Common fraud



(link via Articulatory Loop)

posted by Chloe | Saturday 04 December 2004 11:59 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 04 December 2004

rules for calling 'shotgun'

ShotgunGuide- Official Rules for Calling Shotgun



1) If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.

I've seen my friends who are sisters institute this.

If the passenger with shotgun is caught forgetting their duties and makes the car listen to commercials and/or bad music, then his privilege can be lost.

(link via Pete Bevin - Write Only Media


posted by Chloe | Saturday 04 December 2004 7:34 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 04 December 2004

kill little sheepies - blast them!

wrath.swf (don't kill the wittle sheepies!)



I love the cows and the parachuting back-flipping sheepies. I only killed the alien stick figures, honest. heh.

(link via Pete Bevin - Write Only Media)


posted by Chloe | Saturday 04 December 2004 7:18 AM
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little watermelon Friday 03 December 2004

seniors on the net

NPR : Digital Generations: More Seniors Logging On to the Web





posted by Chloe | Friday 03 December 2004 7:27 PM
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little watermelon Friday 03 December 2004

a urinal as fine art

Guardian Unlimited | Arts news | Work of art that inspired a movement ... a urinal



I think my bathroom photography is much more appealing, frankly:
"Washcloth on Toilet"


posted by Chloe | Friday 03 December 2004 6:54 AM
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little watermelon Friday 03 December 2004

biodegradable cell phones?

NPR : The Cell Phone That Sprouts





posted by Chloe | Friday 03 December 2004 3:52 AM
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little watermelon Thursday 02 December 2004

inclusive church tv ad rejected by some networks

UCC: CBS, NBC deemed all-inclusive church message as "too controversial"



"Because this commercial touches on the exclusion of gay couples and other minority groups by other individuals and organizations," reads an explanation from CBS, "and the fact the Executive Branch has recently proposed a Constitutional Amendment to define marriage as a union between a man and a woman, this spot is unacceptable for broadcast on the [CBS and UPN] networks."

So proposed discrimination against gays regarding marital laws by 'the Executive Branch' means that CBS feels it must oppose any non-discrimination against anyone by religious organizations.

(link via Talking Points Memo: by Joshua Micah Marshall: November 28, 2004 - December 04, 2004 Archives)


posted by Chloe | Thursday 02 December 2004 4:40 AM
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little watermelon Wednesday 01 December 2004

Road Rage 'communication'

Road Rage Cards



I've always thought this would be a good idea... I never knew anybody actually sold them.

(link via Critical Minds)


posted by Chloe | Wednesday 01 December 2004 10:30 PM
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little watermelon Wednesday 01 December 2004

World AIDS Day web site

Support World AIDS Day





posted by Chloe | Wednesday 01 December 2004 6:43 AM
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