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February 2005



little watermelon Monday 28 February 2005

mothers criticizing mothers

Chez Miscarriage: People Unclear On The Concept
(mothers criticizing other mothers... something I can't relate to, but for some reason find hilarity in)


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This person has gotten all kinds of rants, including comments like this:
"My husband stays home with our baby and has been doing this for almost a year now. I just want to let the stay at home moms know something: if you see a stay at home dad hanging out in the park with his child HE IS NOT TRYING TO PICK YOU UP. Get over yourselves!"

And very sensibly points this out:
"If children needed an obsessed parent's dilated pupils to be fixed on them all day in order to thrive, the human race would have died out long ago."

(link via Making Light: The mother drive-by)


posted by Chloe | Monday 28 February 2005 5:48 AM
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little watermelon Monday 28 February 2005

obsessive collecting

A Perfectly Cromulent Blog: "Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection."
('pre-judging' & armchair diagnosis of an obsessive collector)


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posted by Chloe | Monday 28 February 2005 4:26 AM
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little watermelon Monday 28 February 2005

photos from an AIDS march

Third Wave Agenda: Back from DC
(photos from the Student March Against AIDS in DC)


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posted by Chloe | Monday 28 February 2005 4:22 AM
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little watermelon Friday 25 February 2005

wife beater fashion in style & grammatically correct

Trish Wilson's Blog: Term "Wife Beater" Gains Acceptance
(I'm going to start calling cheap dress shirts & pencil mustaches "child molesters" - who's with me?)


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I used to know a guy, about 10 years ago, who called handlebar mustaches "wife beater mustaches". And it was odd because after I heard him say that, I actually saw 2 tv shows about spousal abuse, and both perpetrators, on both shows, had handlebar mustaches. (One show was Walker Texas Ranger, of course.)

But anyway, why don't we start calling cheap men's dress shirts "child molesters". And how about calling diamond engagement rings "gold diggers". And we can come up with a plethora of clothing items for various nefarious terms... Such as "arsonist", "serial killer", "drunk driver", "stalker", etc.


posted by Chloe | Friday 25 February 2005 6:56 PM
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little watermelon Friday 25 February 2005

messin' with the word "Jew" on Google

Plum Crazy: Joogle It!
(fooling around with Google rank)


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Here's my hand in the stew:
Jew

It really is possible to change Google ranking very quickly. Earlier today this entry of mine came up as #5 on a this Google search, but now it's not even on the first page.


posted by Chloe | Friday 25 February 2005 6:24 PM
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little watermelon Friday 25 February 2005

road kill candy

Cider Press Hill: Weblog - Road Kill in a Bag
(it's about candy, so I had to link to it)


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Probably not in the best 'taste'... But taste is a very subjective thing.
After all, I have a friend who once did a disection on a human body - and she's totally abhorred by gummi worms!


posted by Chloe | Friday 25 February 2005 5:57 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 24 February 2005

as if Alabama is so sexually pure

Third Wave Agenda - Hey Alabama: Go screw yourself
(sex toys ban stands... I guess you can forget about 'personal responsibility' in Alabama)


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"Or how's this: it's just completely ridiculous, unnecessary and over-reaching to ban the sale of sex toys. I mean really. Aren't conservatives supposed to be against the concept of a nanny-state?"

posted by Chloe | Thursday 24 February 2005 12:02 AM
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little watermelon Wednesday 23 February 2005

rape is wrong, there is no justification

Pinko Feminist Hellcat: The poor Haidl baby with PTSD laughed
(still the sexist double standard regarding sex or even rape)


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posted by Chloe | Wednesday 23 February 2005 11:27 PM
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little watermelon Wednesday 23 February 2005

blog T&A advertising

feministe � On Women and Blogging
(just cut straight to the T&A, you'll be popular)


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posted by Chloe | Wednesday 23 February 2005 4:31 AM
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little watermelon Wednesday 23 February 2005

but is it really euthanasia?

ABC7 News Online - Schiavo case highlights need for living will
(for the record, if I was in Terri Schiavo's shoes, I would want to be "euthanized", even if I was the victim of foul play)


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But is it really euthanisia?
Does that mean that if she were in a 3rd world country where the means to keep her alive after that heart attack weren't available, it would be murder by the people who lacked advanced medical facilities?
The lines are so blurry.
Though one thing's clear to me. Like it or not, when your child marries, by law, their closest relative is their spouse. Even if the spouse is abusive.
Even if I were totally abused by my spouse... I still wouldn't want to live on, confined to a hospital bed and a feeding tube. It would not be worth it to me to sacrifice my dignity and live on with no real quality of life, just to punish an abusive spouse. So I'm not sure I understand those arguments.
If there's reason to suspect the husband is guilty of murder, as has been bandied about... then that should be investigated, by all means. But I see it as a seperate issue in regards to her medical condition.
That said, the cock-eyed optimist in me would hope that this woman would somehow miraculously recover and go on to live a rewarding life. Sadly, I know that's probably impossible.


posted by Chloe | Wednesday 23 February 2005 12:20 AM
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little watermelon Tuesday 22 February 2005

plenty of women bloggers

Where are all the women bloggers? They're around if you look around.

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Women blog posts on the topic:

Suburban Guerrilla - WOMAN, THY NAME IS FRAILTY
Plum Crazy: Who's With Me?

Trish Wilson's Blog: An Update On The "Women Blogger" Question

Oh, here we we go again: Women and political blogging | Yourish.com

RANDOM THOUGHTS on Politics: Where are the Women?

Pinko Feminist Hellcat: And it starts again.

Brutal Women: Random Links

The Sideshow February 2005 Archive - Stuff I saw

feministe � WAATFPB?

media girl - Male privilege and its discontents

Ilyka Damen: Estrogen Week: Oh Where, Oh Where Have the Fee-males Gone?

The American Street � The answer is I don't care how big your penis is or how many people link to your blog!

Pen-Elayne on the Web - An Embarrassment of Riches

And just other women bloggers:

Al's Journal - asteriskhere
theblackcloud
Diet Coke with Lime
Cider Press Hill: Weblog
the bitter shack of resentment
unrequited narcissism
Making Light
Home of Jen Bennett
CultureCat | Rhetoric and Feminism
ChasingDaisy
Psychosurgery.org
Easy Bake Coven
roman candles
Kelly Sue DeConnick
No Longer the World's Slowest Blog
Sheilah's World......
you may be free like her but you're not...lora
annathepiper / recent
Laurel's Journal
someone I think I am


posted by Chloe | Tuesday 22 February 2005 4:05 PM
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little watermelon Monday 21 February 2005

trying to end bloodsuck of taxpayers by wal-mart

NEPA Whirl-Mart - Montana debates special tax on Wal-Mart, others

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posted by Chloe | Monday 21 February 2005 5:47 PM
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little watermelon Friday 18 February 2005

suggestive internet nicknames

Watermelon Punch - Stories - 18 Feb 2005 | 'On the make' internet nicknames
(why do some women use such goof nicknames?)


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posted by Chloe | Friday 18 February 2005 1:40 PM
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little watermelon Wednesday 16 February 2005

girly photos, guy readers - what's a blogger to do?

unrequited narcissism - goddman those ukranian mail order brides
(discussing the effect of putting one's photo on one's blog)


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posted by Chloe | Wednesday 16 February 2005 11:43 AM
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little watermelon Tuesday 15 February 2005

discussing litterboxcam.com

Cider Press Hill: Weblog - Kitty loo
(discussing the long-lived Litter Box Cam)


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I found LitterBoxCam.com several years ago. Must say, it's one of the more interesting uses of a web cam & web site.

posted by Chloe | Tuesday 15 February 2005 11:21 PM
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little watermelon Tuesday 15 February 2005

moon & sunset together

Watermelon Punch - Photo Album - 09 Feb 2005 - Moon & Sunset together
(a nifty photo my mother took on the coast of Oregon)


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posted by Chloe | Tuesday 15 February 2005 8:36 PM
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little watermelon Monday 14 February 2005

not like the pina colada song

Gulf Daily News - Budding Jordan cyber love ends in divorce!
(why couldn't this story end like the pina colada song?)


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Of course I've said this before:
Watermelon Punch, the Blog - 18 Jul 2003 | Could've been a happy ending...


posted by Chloe | Monday 14 February 2005 5:44 PM
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little watermelon Monday 14 February 2005

phone # mix-up

Watermelon Punch - Stories - 14 Feb 2005 | When one's home phone is mistaken for a theatre's

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posted by Chloe | Monday 14 February 2005 10:35 AM
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little watermelon Sunday 13 February 2005

reasons to hate diamonds

Watermelon Punch - 12 Feb 2005 | Reasons for hating diamonds & diamond engagement rings

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posted by Chloe | Sunday 13 February 2005 5:57 PM
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little watermelon Friday 11 February 2005

the real meaning of "frivolous"

Frivolous Claims Law and Legal Definition
('frivolous' is a specific legal term, which is not synonymous with the word "silly" nor what someone might think is 'not worth fighting about in court')


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"A frivolous claim in legal terms refers to a lawsuit or motion in a lawsuit motivated by an intent merely to harass, delay or embarrass the opposition. In order to be found frivolous, the claim must have no arguable basis in law or fact."

(emphasis mine)


posted by Chloe | Friday 11 February 2005 3:54 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 10 February 2005

rehashing a conspiracy theory I never heard of

asteriskhere: RIP Paul 1966
(rehashing the 35 yr old 'Paul is Dead' conspiracy theory - which I never heard of before)


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posted by Chloe | Thursday 10 February 2005 8:49 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 10 February 2005

a rusty nail in the neck

ABC News: Man Finds Mystery Nail in His Neck
(for some reason I find the fact that it was a rusty nail to be particularly amusing)


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"A Rusty Nail Is Extracted from a California Man's Neck; He Has No Idea How It Got There"

(link via xradiograph.com - interference patterns)


posted by Chloe | Thursday 10 February 2005 8:05 PM
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little watermelon Tuesday 08 February 2005

next up, outlawing butt cleavage

HamptonRoads.com/Pilot Online - Assembly briefs: House inches closer to baggy-pants fine
(look out butt cleavage!)


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posted by Chloe | Tuesday 08 February 2005 6:07 PM
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little watermelon Tuesday 08 February 2005

Lego church

Abston Church of Christ
(it's a church built with Legos!)


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Be sure to see the cat-in-church picture!

(link via the klog: Lego Church)


posted by Chloe | Tuesday 08 February 2005 7:08 AM
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little watermelon Tuesday 08 February 2005

puppy.art

asteriskhere: Oh. My. Dog.
(Alison's cousin's new puppy, Spike)


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Awe, how cute.

posted by Chloe | Tuesday 08 February 2005 5:25 AM
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little watermelon Tuesday 08 February 2005

misogynists turn against female defender?

Trish Wilson's Blog: Talk About Biting The Hand That Feeds You
('masculinist' defender abused off her own forum by abusive 'masculinist' 'trolls')


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posted by Chloe | Tuesday 08 February 2005 4:03 AM
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little watermelon Monday 07 February 2005

Daily Show on Wal-Mart video

On Lisa Rein's Radar: Daily Show On Wal-Mart - Learn Fun Facts From Jon

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(link via NEPA Whirl-Mart)

posted by Chloe | Monday 07 February 2005 2:04 PM
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little watermelon Monday 07 February 2005

possible missing kid?

WNEP 16 - Possible Missing Child

(why didn't 1 of the 3 people who reported the kid stay with the kid?)

Police aren't sure whether to resume a search after reports of a missing child.
More than 100 volunteers searched an area off Route 309 in Hazle Township overnight. Three people told police they saw a child, 2 or 3 years old, crossing the street and going into the woods. The child was wearing only a white shirt, a diaper, and no shoes. Nothing was found. No one has filed a missing report.


What I don't understand is why not even one of those 3 people who reported the kid, didn't stop, talk to the kid, stay with the kid, or take the kid to the nearest authority or place of business to report the kid, if they didn't have a cell phone or something.
They just drove along, saw the kid, reported the kid, and then left the kid to play in traffic or wander into the woods?


posted by Chloe | Monday 07 February 2005 9:20 AM
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little watermelon Monday 07 February 2005

it's a sex tree!

The Sexual Network of a High School

(it's a sex tree!)

(link via Pete Bevin - Write Only Media)

posted by Chloe | Monday 07 February 2005 2:27 AM
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little watermelon Monday 07 February 2005

on-line social interaction

Making Light: Virtual panel participation

(about "Spam, Trolls, Stalkers: The Pandora�s Box of community" on-line)

They actually have panel conferences on this stuff.

posted by Chloe | Monday 07 February 2005 2:00 AM
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little watermelon Sunday 06 February 2005

people donate thousands towards $1 lawsuit

DenverPost.com - After a crumby ending, donated dough rolls in for 2 cookie deliverers

(just goes to show how well & accurately news articles report details of law suits - NOT)

The previous article had stated, "A Durango judge Thursday awarded Young almost $900 to recoup her medical bills."
and
"He didn't award any punitive damages."

But the truth comes out... or does it? What is the deal?

The judge awarded only $1 for damages, even though he could have given the plaintiff lost wages and the cost of new motion- sensor lights for her porch and more. She had itemized about $3,000 in all.
But political conservatives who read the story were convinced the judge must be a liberal activist intent on being politically correct. On the other hand, liberals said the judge and neighbor must be conservatives, who tend to see "terrorists behind every bush and on every porch," even in a quiet rural neighborhood just south of Durango.


Maybe if conservatives and liberals got accurate information about law suits, they could make reasonable speculations about the parties involved, eh?

Maybe if people realized that in some states they could've been legally shot dead for delivering surprise cookies that late at night, a law suit wouldn't seem so severe.

And maybe if health insurance was a bit better, that woman's insurance would've covered her hospital bills, and wouldn't have had as much reason to go to court over a prankish scare.

And so now the prankster girls are swimming in cash sent to them, and the old lady has to live in fear, without adequate security, because death threats sent to her.


posted by Chloe | Sunday 06 February 2005 10:33 PM
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little watermelon Saturday 05 February 2005

scary cookie deliveries

DenverPost.com - Cookie klatch lands girls in court

(I think in Texas the girls could've been legally shot)



posted by Chloe | Saturday 05 February 2005 5:49 AM
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