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little watermelon Saturday 27 August 2005

spaghetti monsterism

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
("Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s.")




Flying Spaghetti Monsterism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s. A graph showing the inverse correlation between the pirates and global temperatures was also provided. This was presumably intended to highlight the logical fallacy of correlation implying causation.

(Geek-Chick told me about this)


posted by Chloe | Saturday 27 August 2005 1:16 PM
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little watermelon Saturday 27 August 2005

bad movies

Watermelon Punch Forum :: They're just Bad Movies
(I'm not the only one who hasn't seen some movies because of the ridiculous antics and hype of some of the celebrities in them.)






posted by Chloe | Saturday 27 August 2005 1:10 PM
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little watermelon Saturday 27 August 2005

sick knives

The Babbling Geek-Chick - In the "What Will They Think Of Next?" Department
(this is disturbing)






posted by Chloe | Saturday 27 August 2005 12:48 PM
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little watermelon Friday 26 August 2005

cats jumping hurdles

ICAT - International Cat Agility Tournaments





posted by Chloe | Friday 26 August 2005 7:07 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 25 August 2005

ups is dodgy

Watermelon Punch Forum :: UPS is SO DODGY! I hate them!
(who else finds UPS very suspicious and crappy?)






posted by Chloe | Thursday 25 August 2005 1:28 AM
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little watermelon Thursday 25 August 2005

catnap

asteriskhere: The Murder of Roger Ackroyd
(a catnap display)






posted by Chloe | Thursday 25 August 2005 12:21 AM
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little watermelon Wednesday 24 August 2005

a thicket of geek jokes

Wired News: Barring None, Geek Camp Rocks
("in the Palo Alto offices of wiki software developer Socialtext, hallways were a thicket of geek jokes")






posted by Chloe | Wednesday 24 August 2005 2:11 AM
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little watermelon Tuesday 16 August 2005

highway blindness

New Scientist Breaking News - Erotic images can turn you blind
(I always thought some billboards were dangerous...)




New Scientist Breaking News - Erotic images can turn you blind
Researchers have finally found evidence for what good Catholic boys have known all along erotic images make you go blind. The effect is temporary and lasts just a moment, but the research has added to road-safety campaigners calls to ban sexy billboard-advertising near busy roads, in the hope of preventing accidents.

The new study by US psychologists found that people shown erotic or gory images frequently fail to process images they see immediately afterwards. And the researchers say some personality types appear to be affected more than others by the phenomenon, known as "emotion-induced blindness".


posted by Chloe | Tuesday 16 August 2005 1:01 AM
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little watermelon Sunday 14 August 2005

way too hot summer day

Watermelon Punch Forum :: If I wanted this kind of weather, I would've moved to Florida





posted by Chloe | Sunday 14 August 2005 3:19 PM
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little watermelon Sunday 14 August 2005

high gas prices windfall for oil people

www.delawareonline.com | The News Journal | Big oil hits the jackpot
(if you're ticked now about fuel prices, maybe you should be even more outraged)
Cider Press Hill: Prices leaped practically overnight




www.delawareonline.com | The News Journal | Big oil hits the jackpot
Exxon Mobil Corp.'s second quarter earnings climbed 35 percent from the second quarter of 2004 (after excluding special items) to $7.64 billion. BP PLC, the world's second-largest publicly traded oil company, said its net income increased 29 percent, to $5.59 billion. At Royal Dutch Shell PLC, second-quarter profits rose 34 percent to $5.24 billion. ConocoPhillips, the third-largest U.S. oil company, reported an eye-popping 51 percent jump in earnings, to $3.14 billion.

What's behind those numbers? When oil prices rise, petroleum companies that have long-term contracts or own oil reserves get a huge windfall. After all, they may have invested and developed those oil fields when prices were anywhere from $10 to $25 a barrel. Suddenly prices spurt upward and the companies are awash in profits.
(link via Cider Press Hill: Prices leaped practically overnight)


posted by Chloe | Sunday 14 August 2005 12:55 PM
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little watermelon Sunday 14 August 2005

christopher walken for president?

Walken 2008
(heehee! I love it!)






posted by Chloe | Sunday 14 August 2005 12:48 PM
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little watermelon Saturday 13 August 2005

Hello - photo sharing

Hello
(My cousin-in-law introduced me to this really nifty way to instant message and share photos!)




(Thanks Jay!)

posted by Chloe | Saturday 13 August 2005 1:05 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 13 August 2005

Steve Corbett visits Wilkes-Barre

Watermelon Punch Forum::::Steve Corbett Visits W-B
(and writes about it in his California column)






posted by Chloe | Saturday 13 August 2005 1:03 AM
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little watermelon Thursday 11 August 2005

home movie day w/ Amy

Washington Post : On Home Movie Day, A Chance To Project
(my friend Amy...)




It's time to dust off those canisters of old home movies, so easily forgotten in this digital-dominated age. The organizers of Home Movie Day believe such films -- yes, birthday parties, family vacations, weddings and the like -- are valuable cultural resources worth sharing and keeping for posterity.

The third annual event, planned for Saturday in more than 40 cities worldwide, was launched by a small group of film archivists concerned that amateur footage of the 20th century would be lost without a concerted public awareness effort. Washington's Home Movie Day will be held at the Warehouse Screening Room on Seventh Street NW and will feature 8mm, Super 8 and 16mm movies brought by attendees. Baltimore, Richmond, Philadelphia and New York are among the cities participating.

"We get a lot of people waving," says Amy Gallick, 29, a Library of Congress film archivist who volunteers as Home Movie Day's local coordinator, explaining that travel footage from the 1960s and early '70s dominated the first two D.C. events. She also remembers standout moments such as watching a group of older women learn the twist, and seeing footage of her mother, pregnant with Gallick, that she had never viewed before.


posted by Chloe | Thursday 11 August 2005 10:07 PM
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little watermelon Wednesday 10 August 2005

wayne county fair

The Wayne County Fair





posted by Chloe | Wednesday 10 August 2005 6:40 AM
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little watermelon Sunday 07 August 2005

happy birthday to John D.

A Snoopy Card for John Dawe
(happy birthday John!)






posted by Chloe | Sunday 07 August 2005 4:35 PM
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little watermelon Friday 05 August 2005

watermelonpunch.com button

John made me make this (in a hurry):

So if you were yearning to link me with a button all this time... there ya go.






posted by Chloe | Friday 05 August 2005 8:15 PM
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little watermelon Friday 05 August 2005

The Goonies popular in Scranton on Netflix

Watermelon Punch Forum :: why THE GOONIES?
(Why is that movie popular in Scranton?)






posted by Chloe | Friday 05 August 2005 7:22 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 04 August 2005

bus & suv crash, traffic jam

WNEP 16 : Bus Crash on I-81
(I got caught in this traffic jam)




WNEP 16 : Bus Crash on I-81
A violent head-on crash along Interstate 81 in Luzerne County killed two people and injured three others..
Tabitha Roberts, 17, and her grandmother, Jean Acres from Denver Colorado were killed. The three hurt are their family members. They are Tabitha's mother, father and another one of their daughters.
A bus and sport utility vehicle collided in the southbound lanes near the Pittston/Dupont interchange. The bus driver was the only one on the bus. He was not hurt.
The crash had traffic in both directions stopped for hours. It happened about 1:45 p.m. The interstate quickly became a parking lot.
The bus headed north went out of control, crossed a grassy median and hit the southbound SUV carrying five people head-on.
Trucker Tim Chapman of Indianapolis saw the whole thing happen. The bus went out of control right in front of him.
"I grabbed a couple of gears and made a real quick stop. I was making sure nobody else got involved. That's all I worried about," he said.
State police questioned the bus driver but said it's too early to speculate what happened.
"The size of this bus, it would take a long time for it to stop, even after impact. It would take a long time to stop," said Trooper Martin Connors of PSP Wyoming.
The crash blocked traffic in both directions at one point, as much as six miles in either direction.
Late in the afternoon state police, along with a towing company, tried to tow the bus away but something snapped. The bus rolled away and workers had to run after it to catch up with it.
So much for people who think it's safer in an SUV. Try a military tank, that might protect you from buses.


posted by Chloe | Thursday 04 August 2005 11:56 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 04 August 2005

Jeanie's grasshopper

The Babbling Geek-Chick - Patience, Grasshopper
("Which one doesn't belong, grasshopper?"... I've been blogged)




grasshopper - Google Image Search

For those of you with "Safesearch on", this is what we see:



posted by Chloe | Thursday 04 August 2005 11:55 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 04 August 2005

big beer ad

very big ad
(wow, all that effort on a non T&A target market, imagine that in a product 'made from beer')




(thanks Chris)

posted by Chloe | Thursday 04 August 2005 12:05 AM
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little watermelon Thursday 04 August 2005

drinking urine in space?

Wired 13.08: The Big Gulp - NASA pisses away millions hauling H2O into orbit. But there's a better way - recycle astronaut urine. Just one question: How does it taste?
(and is it calcium fortified with kidney stones?)




(link thanks to Tony)

posted by Chloe | Thursday 04 August 2005 12:03 AM
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little watermelon Wednesday 03 August 2005

The Brothers Grimm

Wired 13.08: PLAY - Massively Macabre | Terry Gilliam's truly twisted take on The Brothers Grimm
(I've had this saved in my Netflix list, with the available date saying "unknown", for way too long!)






posted by Chloe | Wednesday 03 August 2005 11:47 PM
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