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October 2005



little watermelon Monday 31 October 2005

more moons of pluto

NASA - Hubble Spots Possible New Moons Around Pluto

wonder how many other 'nearby' things we've not seen yet



posted by Chloe | Monday 31 October 2005 5:40 PM
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little watermelon Sunday 30 October 2005

wal-mart claims their most loyal employees are fat moochers

NEPA Whirl - 29 Oct 2005 | Wal-Mart Memo Suggests Ways to Cut Employee Benefit Costs

they defend their attempts to avoid providing healthcare benefits, and allowing the government to pay for the healthcare of their employees, with the assertion that their most loyal long-term employees are old, fat, & diseased with a history of living off the government anyway



posted by Chloe | Sunday 30 October 2005 9:17 PM
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little watermelon Sunday 30 October 2005

Grand Canyon Skywalk

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Photo Gallery (Grand Canyon Skywalk)

How would you like to be on that construction crew?



posted by Chloe | Sunday 30 October 2005 8:26 PM
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little watermelon Sunday 30 October 2005

ann coulter - possibly a witch

DemiOrator: Ann Coulter Visits Her Hero's Grave

she needs to get in a time machine & go back to Salem in the 1690s and get caught by the conservative church elders while she's lounging about in a cemetary wearing that shirt



posted by Chloe | Sunday 30 October 2005 5:33 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 29 October 2005

knitted innards

Knitted Digestive System

knitted innards!



posted by Chloe | Saturday 29 October 2005 1:08 AM
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little watermelon Friday 28 October 2005

bloggers who complain by name allegedly part of a conspiracy

Boing Boing: HOWTO punish bloggers, a tutorial for businesses from Forbes
(uh-oh, I hope Dawn dish detergent executives don't read Forbes & decide to threaten Epix & Powweb when they dig up "unseen food residue" on me - heck, I'm already shaking in my boots regarding my exposure of Corning's little "secret"... But maybe I should pull a Jim Munroe & contact their competitors... I wish someone would pay me to complain about products & services that have disappointed me!!)




Boing Boing: HOWTO punish bloggers, a tutorial for businesses from Forbes
It's a global blogspiracy! Further on:
Some companies now use blogs as a weapon, unleashing swarms of critics on their rivals. "I'd say 50% to 60% of attacks are sponsored by competitors," says Bruce Fischman, a lawyer in Miami for targets of online abuse.
If this were true, I would be rolling in cash. If the price were right, I could easily spend 10 hours a week complaining about services & products that I've found wanting, or bloody awful.
Mind you, I would not take money for saying things I didn't believe myself. And I think it's foolish to think that even 1%, of the scores of bloggers out there, are, would, or have ever even been offered money to do so.

I'm a little surprised Forbes would publish an article like this, advocating some brat-in-sandbox behaviour that only the lowest common flame-war denominator on the internet would think appropriate.
The advice comes up just short of suggesting the company contact the blogger's rival to rally people to send threats & stalk the blogger.
BASH BACK. If you get attacked, dig up dirt on your assailant and feed it to sympathetic bloggers. Discredit him.
I guess in my case, Dawn will be digging up "unseen food residue" on me!


posted by Chloe | Friday 28 October 2005 6:09 AM
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little watermelon Friday 28 October 2005

zombie walk planning forum

Zombiewalk.com - Your source for all Zombie Walk and Zombie Flash Mob planning!
(I would like to see this happen in Scranton... or somewhere in NEPA at least - what fun could be had!)




(link via As Above)

posted by Chloe | Friday 28 October 2005 2:04 AM
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little watermelon Thursday 27 October 2005

DJ Rocky is NOT a sexy airline terrorist

WNEP 16: First Hooters Air Flight Not Uneventful
(man taken away in handcuffs by TSA for joking that local radio personality Rocky Rhoades looked like a terrorist)




WNEP 16: First Hooters Air Flight Not Uneventful
It was the inaugural flight for Hooters Air at the airport in Luzerne County. Passengers boarded the plane for their journey to Orlando. Many were excited about the new airline, its cheaper tickets and the touch of sex appeal.
A number of media guests also jumped on the first flight. WKRZ's radio DJ Rocky Rhoades was one of them. He was on the phone talking with his station about the first flight when something out of the ordinary happened. Passengers said they heard the man sitting in front of Rhoades apparently try to make a joke, saying to Rocky, "You look something like a terrorist." After Rocky signed off, the disc jockeys back at the station talked about the man's comment on the air.
...
Passengers said the man who made the not-so-funny comment was hauled away in handcuffs, then everyone else was bused to a nearby terminal and put through another security screening.


The comment was rude... though I'm not sure that warrants a $1,000 fine. And the logic of the whole incident seems kind of hazy to me.

I saw footage of Rocky being interviewed on television, and he seemed rather embarrassed about the incident. Or maybe he was just embarrassed that he'd been on that flight at all.


posted by Chloe | Thursday 27 October 2005 11:35 PM
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little watermelon Saturday 22 October 2005

kids wearing pajamas to school

NBC10.com - Education - More Teens Wearing Pajamas To School
(I'm all for comfortable clothing... but how about protection? pajamas are not designed to 'weather' public places & outdoor conditions... that would be my main concern)
Watermelon Punch, the Blog - 22 Nov 2004 | Robe as Overcoat
(a robe seems to be slightly more sensible... though I personally hope nobody's wearing those same pajamas & bathrobes that they wore outside, after their baths and into their beds)




NBC10.com - Education - More Teens Wearing Pajamas To School
OGDEN, Utah -- There's a new fad of students -- mostly girls -- wearing pajama bottoms to school, and so far administrators are not making a fuss about it.
...
School administrators in Ogden, Weber and Davis school districts say the pajamas have been modest and there hasn't been a problem.


Not a problem with flannel pajama bottoms.
But how about if the girls start wanting to wear lingerie to the school?

Almost 15 years ago I had seen a girl wearing nothing but lingerie out in public. Of course she wasn't much admired by anyone, much less her peers, for various reasons.
But then about 5 years ago a neighbor of mine in Edwardsville, PA had a party in the back yard, and one of the guests was wearing a lingerie slip as a dress. And nobody seemed to think anything of it. And when I told other people about it, some said they'd seen that before in certain circles.
So this is not really new.

And I maintain, because pajamas, lingerie, and bathrobes, are not designed for the conditions as are street clothes, and most people won't wear street clothes into their beds & after their baths, that for sensibility reasons, this will likely not ever be a heavily followed trend.

(link via blonde sagacity: Pajamas to School)


posted by Chloe | Saturday 22 October 2005 8:50 PM
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little watermelon Saturday 22 October 2005

camembert - my favourite cheese

NPR : Cheese-Making Tradition Melts Away in Camembert
(camembert cheese is my favourite cheese in the world!)






posted by Chloe | Saturday 22 October 2005 7:26 PM
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little watermelon Saturday 22 October 2005

pig shooting uncovered at dinner

Did someone shoot the pig for lunch? - Food Inc. - MSNBC.com - Bullet found in woman's pork loin casserole
(glad I don't eat pork... seafood & poulty are hardly likely to survive a bullet wound)




Did someone shoot the pig for lunch? - Food Inc. - MSNBC.com - Bullet found in woman's pork loin casserole
Diane Johnson's son-in-law found the bullet in a pork loin casserole she served Tuesday to her family. She said there was no mistaking the projectile's distinct shape in the pork loin she bought at a local Publix grocery store.
...
It's not clear how the scanners missed the bullet -- or how the bullet got in the pork loin in the first place.
Stevens said someone may have fired into a herd of grazing livestock.
According to the Wisconsin Pork Association, professional slaughterhouses don't shoot animals, for employee safety and meat quality concerns.


(link via Allison M.)


posted by Chloe | Saturday 22 October 2005 6:31 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 20 October 2005

given away books...

Linkmeister: Bookgiver's remorse



Alison was recently perusing my bookshelf noting books she had given me when she was moving across the country 10 years ago. I wonder if she had remorse over that paperback of Dante's Inferno.

And now I'm wondering where those Trixie Belden books I had went to so long ago..


posted by Chloe | Thursday 20 October 2005 11:32 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 20 October 2005

colonoscope black market - yuck

NEPA News - Colonoscopes stolen from Armstrong County hospital
(people stealing used colonoscopes... truly horrifying)




"If you go on the Web and type in 'used endoscopes' or 'used colonoscopes,' you'll find dozens of suppliers selling used equipment," said State College police Det. Ralph Ralston. "It's kind of bizarre."
State police in Kittanning announced Thursday that they were investigating last weekend's theft from Armstrong County Memorial Hospital in East Franklin Township, about 35 miles north of Pittsburgh. The devices, worth $103,680 total, are used to examine the human colon.


posted by Chloe | Thursday 20 October 2005 10:37 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 20 October 2005

baby aspirin jelly beans

I love Jelly Belly jelly beans. However, you would think I would learn by now to NOT eat the Orange Sherbert flavoured jelly beans. They taste like baby aspirin. And I knew that 3 years ago.
Watermelon Punch - Photo Album - 16 Jun 2002 - Dave L. eats a yucky jelly bean @ Bloomsday Marathon @ A2N





posted by Chloe | Thursday 20 October 2005 9:56 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 20 October 2005

psychiatric horror

The Times-Tribune - News - 10/20/2005 - Cardiac arrest killed CMC overdose victim
(the headline is misleading - the overdose was mistakenly prescribed by psychiatrists)






posted by Chloe | Thursday 20 October 2005 2:57 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 20 October 2005

simple problem with wiki

~ryanlowe/blog: Unequal Voices
(the basic problem with Wikipedia - to get any real high quality of information, there would have to be expertise management by a command structure)






posted by Chloe | Thursday 20 October 2005 2:30 PM
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little watermelon Wednesday 19 October 2005

workplace stabbing

The Associated Press - Fla. Worker Stabbed in Microwave Dispute
("petty" & "trivial" workplace disputes can sometimes turn very serious)




The Associated Press - Fla. Worker Stabbed in Microwave Dispute
Things got very ugly at a Walgreens when police said one employee stabbed a co-worker over who could microwave her soup first.
Both women wanted to use the microwave in the employee break room Wednesday afternoon, according to the Broward County Sheriff's Office.
While they were fighting over who could use the microwave first, Mellesia Grant grabbed a large kitchen knife off the counter and stabbed Merloze Tilme in the abdomen, the sheriff's office said.
"They didn't get along to begin with. Who could use the microwave first became a major issue," Broward County Sheriff's Office spokesman Jim Leljedal said.
The two women then wrestled for the knife, each cutting their hands, before the store manager could stop the fight, Leljedal said.


I love the "didn't get along" remark. Somehow I bet that there was more to it than that. It sounds to me like there was a lacking on the part of management, that they would allow such an unbalanced worker go unchecked, where it actually got to the point of actual physical violence with a deadly weapon. I have no doubt there must've been signs that the situation was escalating before this happened.

DrIrene.com - The Verbally Abused Partner: Denial
The line between verbal and physical abuse is one of degree. The same interpersonal dynamics apply to both relationships. Many verbally abusive relationships will never cross the physical abuse "line." However, the absence of physical abuse does not make a verbally abusive relationship OK! Furthermore, in not putting a stop to verbal abuse may enable it to escalate into physical violence.


posted by Chloe | Wednesday 19 October 2005 3:24 PM
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little watermelon Tuesday 18 October 2005

I too hate blogspot spam

Google: Kill Blogspot Already!!! (Chris Pirillo)
(I've been thinking this for months now.)




fyi:
Google Responds to Splog Problem! (Chris Pirillo)
I don't think anybody wants Blogspot to go away - we just don't want it to be a honeypot anymore.


posted by Chloe | Tuesday 18 October 2005 11:11 PM
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little watermelon Tuesday 18 October 2005

group photo

Watermelon Punch - Photo Album - 15 Oct 2005 - Chloe, Alison, Sherry, Amy, and Shelly
(group photo w/ friends)






posted by Chloe | Tuesday 18 October 2005 6:28 PM
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little watermelon Tuesday 18 October 2005

10 out of 10 for style, minus several hundred on driving skill

NPR : Burger King Customer Smashes Door, Orders Meal
(damn kids today!)




Morning Edition, October 18, 2005 · A customer at a Wisconsin Burger King may not drive very well, but he gets points for staying cool. Rouland Steppert smashed his car into the front door of the restaurant in Wausau. After the collision, he backed away and parked. Then he walked right inside, past the broken glass, to place his order. Police found the 78-year-old at a table, eating breakfast. Since the accident happened on private property, he will not be charged with anything.

posted by Chloe | Tuesday 18 October 2005 6:24 PM
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little watermelon Tuesday 18 October 2005

degerminator

The Babbling Geek-Chick - A Dream Come True for Germaphobes!
(if it's no good on Anthrax, well what the hell good is it?)






posted by Chloe | Tuesday 18 October 2005 12:00 AM
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little watermelon Saturday 15 October 2005

Inflatable Canine Mannequins

Subverse Aphrodesia
(Inflatable Canine Mannequins... what a sight to miss!)






posted by Chloe | Saturday 15 October 2005 1:51 PM
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little watermelon Monday 10 October 2005

interesting obituary

Linkmeister: It's to laugh
(now that's one interesting obituary)






posted by Chloe | Monday 10 October 2005 11:28 PM
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little watermelon Monday 10 October 2005

every vacuous feminine stereotype out there

Cider Press Hill: Comments
(things really haven't changed much)






posted by Chloe | Monday 10 October 2005 11:23 PM
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little watermelon Monday 10 October 2005

bystanders need do nothing

Bystanders, observers and witnesses - why don't they help the target of bullying?
(It is very tempting to take the side of the perpetrator. All the perpetrator asks is that the bystander do nothing. He appeals to the universal desire to see, hear, and speak no evil. The victim, on the contrary, asks the bystander to share the burden of pain. The victim demands action, engagement, and remembering. -- Judith Herman)




in environments where the bullying is entrenched, it's regarded as "normal" behaviour
unlike assault and harassment, bullying is subtle and comprises hundreds, perhaps thousands, of incidents which out of context and in isolation are trivial - thus bystanders can't see the full picture
bullies poison the atmosphere and actively poison people's minds against the target
when close to being outwitted and exposed, the bully feigns victimhood and turns the focus on themselves - another example of manipulating people through their emotion of guilt, eg sympathy, feeling sorry
in an environment where aggression is dominant, good people become disempowered and disenfranchised
some observers regard behavioural responses that are reasonable and civilised as a sign of weakness rather than maturity


posted by Chloe | Monday 10 October 2005 11:01 PM
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little watermelon Monday 10 October 2005

narcissists in all walks of life+

How to Cope With Abuse in the Workplace
(the word "cope" in the title of this page seems to be something of a joke)






posted by Chloe | Monday 10 October 2005 10:52 PM
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little watermelon Tuesday 04 October 2005

proof of misleading movie trailers

SHINING FINAL.mov (video/quicktime Object)
(if this isn't proof of how misleading movie trailers can be sometimes, I don't know what is)






posted by Chloe | Tuesday 04 October 2005 12:19 AM
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little watermelon Monday 03 October 2005

nutritional value of watermelon

who dares to question the nutritional value of watermelon?
Fruit Chart | Nutrient chart | Vitamins and minerals in common fruits
The World's Healthiest Foods: Feeling Great




Fruit Chart | Nutrient chart | Vitamins and minerals in common fruits
1 medium wedge (slice) of watermelon contains 1 gram of protein and 1 gram of dietary fiber.
Potassium - 332 mg
Magnesium - 31.5 mg
Phosphorus - 26 mg
Calcium - 23 mg
Iron - .5 mg
Selenium - .3 mg
Also contains small amounts of manganese, copper and zinc.
Vitamin A - 1050 IU
Vitamin C - 27 mg
Niacin - .57 mg
Vitamin B1 - .23 mg
Vitamin B6 - .4 mg
Folate (important during pregnancy) - 6.33 mcg
The World's Healthiest Foods: Feeling Great
Watermelon is not only great on a hot summer day, this delectable thirst-quencher may also help quench the inflammation that contributes to conditions like asthma, atherosclerosis, diabetes, colon cancer, and arthritis.
Sweet, juicy watermelon is actually packed with some of the most important antioxidants in nature. Watermelon is an excellent source of vitamin C and a very good source of vitamin A, notably through its concentration of beta-carotene.
Watermelon
A survey by the National Watermelon Promotion Board Consumer Market Research conducted in September of 1996 shows that consumers are interested in watermelon's nutritional value and believe watermelons are a healthy alternative to processed snacks for their children. A two-cup serving of watermelon contains 80 calories, two grams of dietary fiber, 25% of the daily value of vitamin C, 20% of the daily value of vitamin A, 25 grams of sugar and 1 gram of protein.


posted by Chloe | Monday 03 October 2005 5:48 PM
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