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little watermelon Monday 30 April 2007

mishap of drunken poaching

Oh deer! Tipsy hunter bags ranger's decoy - Monroe Messenger

illegally shooting in the general direction of a ranger decoy while driving drunk with a suspended license...

when a man drove up in a pickup truck, stopped in the middle of the road, and shot at the ranger’s decoy white-tail deer from inside the vehicle. He was charged with illegal hunting, driving on a suspended license, and open beers. He had a 075% blood alcohol level. Oh, and he missed
(link via WHUZZUP! - Article Archive - How much is that decoy in the window?)


posted by Chloe | Monday 30 April 2007 10:42 PM
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little watermelon Monday 30 April 2007

can't write anymore

Decursivication (new word) | A Whole Lotta Nothing

I get this.

"The process of losing one’s penmanship, thanks to automatic billing and an increasingly electronic world."
(link via Decursivication at Sore Eyes)


posted by Chloe | Monday 30 April 2007 12:00 AM
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little watermelon Thursday 19 April 2007

they're here for our cows

Cowabduction.com

so this is why there are no cows in Olyphant!



posted by Chloe | Thursday 19 April 2007 10:33 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 19 April 2007

squirrely

Watermelon Punch - Photo Album - 19 Apr 2007 - Squirrel cooing in back yard





posted by Chloe | Thursday 19 April 2007 7:06 PM
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little watermelon Thursday 19 April 2007

just hope no one was inconvenienced

Sex predator hotline goes to sex line - Yahoo! News

The politicians advertised a "1-800" toll free number when it should have been "1-888," Ward said. "It is a common mistake that is made," Ahearn said. "We just hope no one was inconvenienced."

An effort to provide constituents with a hotline number that helps track the location of sexual predators backfired for a group of Long Island politicians when they mistakenly listed a telephone number that connects callers to a sex chat line.
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"Apparently there was an error in the phone number," Ed Ward, a spokesman for the lawmakers acknowledged.
The politicians advertised a "1-800" toll free number when it should have been "1-888," Ward said.
"The intent was to alert homeowners and parents to join the Parents for Megan's Law e-mail alert program," Ward said. "They could go on the computer and get an alert if a sex offender lives on their block or in their neighborhood."
Laura Ahearn, the executive director of the Megan's Law group, was not upset.
"It is a common mistake that is made," Ahearn said. "We just hope no one was inconvenienced."


posted by Chloe | Thursday 19 April 2007 7:03 PM
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little watermelon Wednesday 18 April 2007

saturn satellite

Tom's Astronomy Blog - Blog Archive - Saturn and Rhea





posted by Chloe | Wednesday 18 April 2007 12:15 AM
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