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Tuesday 14 January 2003
Universe Centers Around Olyphant

Scranton Times Tribune : Universe Centers Around Olyphant

I've been meaning to blog this for over a month, now. Not since I saw it in the paper; no. Since I found it left-behind in the copier at work.....

OLYPHANT -- Where is the center of the universe? In Olyphant, of course.

Well, at least according to one man who has devoted many years studying the mystifying connections between the small borough, ancient Egypt, UFOs and portals into other dimensions.

John Peruka, a retired chemist, moved to Olyphant in the mid-1970s and immediately sensed that there was something strange about the town. In particular, he noticed there was an unusually high concentration of churches -- beautiful, magnificently constructed churches -- all surrounding a former synagogue.

At first, Mr. Peruka said Olyphant appears like any other small town in America. It has a bank, a high-rise apartment building for the elderly, a borough hall, and the usual small businesses lining the main street. Nothing seems amiss, everything is in order, and in its in place. An ordinary town in an ordinary place where ordinary people go about their daily business.

But beneath this false veneer is a hidden world, Mr. Peruka contends. A world of incredible secrets -- the secret forces that control the residents of Olyphant, he said.

These secret forces date back to ancient Egyptian beliefs. The Egyptians worshipped the seven stars of the Orion constellation. Their belief was that their god-kings or pharaohs came from Orion and after death their souls went back to the constellation.

Here's the original map

UPDATE 01/03/2005: Archived portions of the Olyphant story can be found at the Internet Wayback Machine's Archive of TruthTrek.net.


posted by Michael | Tuesday 14 January 2003 6:38 AM

Comments

How can I get more info on this?
Posted by
Marie | Sunday 02 March 2003 3:21PM

Click on the headline for the original article.
Posted by xradiograph | Sunday 02 March 2003 3:21PM

I found this website too
Posted by Alison | Sunday 02 March 2003 3:22PM

Thanks for that link, Alison. I never knew all this mystery was attached to the town of Olyphant! Well, I'd never been there before, but tonight I took the opportunity to get a little peek at the town by giving a friend a lift home, who lives in Olyphant, after my having my curiosity raised. I have to say, what little I saw of it, it looks like a pretty cute town. I'm going to keep that area in mind when I shop for a house (this summer or next). I'll check maps for alignment, of course. ;) ;)
Posted by Chloe | Sunday 02 March 2003 3:23PM

I work in Olyphant and there certainly doesn't seem to be anything cosmic or different about it. There are a lot of churches concentrated together in other towns too - and most churches are big beautiful structures...
Posted by vanessa | Wednesday 22 October 2003 9:00PM

I am a student at Marywood University in scranton, PA and recently heard about Olyphant's "secret". Since I know some people from Olyphant, I am bent on prying for more information. I've seen some unusual things in this area and this has peaked my curiosity.
Posted by Jeanne | Saturday 10 January 2004 4:40PM

olyphant at one time-probably in the 1930's and 40's-had the highest ratio of bars/taverns to people in the entire country. My mother was born and raised there. Yes there are a high number of churches in the borough too. As for the "pyramid", it was and may still be commonly referred to as "the red" or "big red" all it is is a mountain made up entirely of mine scrap rock-left over from the days when coal mining was king. My mother told me about watching it being "built" Rails for the cars were actually laid along the sw side....rail ties and the rusted cable used to pull the cars up the incline can still be seen today-just stand on North Valley Avenue in olyphant-at the point by Jackson Street-and look for yourself. I have climbed up there several times-it is in fact 1/3 smaller now than it was in the 1970's, as during the early 1980's some of the mine waste was reclaimed and used to fill underground chasms in the area.Anyone who may want to see a picture of what the "red" used to look like please email me...ill send one along!
Posted by ed foff | Saturday 27 March 2004 8:26PM

Funny-I once had the link to "The secret of Olyphant", lost it and now truthtrek.com no longer exists! If anyone has the pages saved please send them to edpafoff@aol.com thank you!
Posted by ed foff | Saturday 27 March 2004 8:47PM

Notice that our post times to the site are the same????
Posted by ed foff | Saturday 27 March 2004 8:51PM

dead. image link. UDATED: click here to see image
Posted by the Other michael | Sunday 28 March 2004 12:17PM

I would like to send the info on the Olyphant Secrets to a friend of mine. Again truthlink.net no longer exists and I would appreciate it if you have the original info to forward it to me.
Posted by Fel | Thursday 15 April 2004 11:44PM

woo-hoo! I found an archived copy of the TruthTrek article!!!
Posted by the Other michael | Friday 16 April 2004 7:21AM

Hi I am john peruka who discovered the Secret of Olyphant. As you know the story is no longer on Truth Trek and is being censored by the establishment. The theory claims that Meverything in the universe and i mean everything from the electrons and quarks to the giant galaxies are made from PYRAMIDS of LIGHT. and that you do not die but live forever. You are also made from pyramids of light. There are too many tiangles in nature but these triangles are distorted, you have to use your imagination. When these tringles are put into a sphere pyramids are formed. The churches in Olyphant form the constellation of Orion, David Olyphant died in Cairo Egypt, downtown Olyphant is two pyramids high 960ft. because that is how we were created, Houdini is all over Olyphant, there is a door in olyphant that goes into another world and is being used by ufos. Olyphant means the secret of the Gods and the most important knowledge in the universe is in Olyphant. No one knew of these things. Olyphant with its incredible hidden world is the most mysterious town in world history. For every claim i make i our researchers have discovered compelling evidence. The main question that the world will have to answer is who created Olyphant The entire theory 150 pages is in these libraries Valley Commuity in Peckville Pa. Carbondale library in Carbondale Pa. and the Ufo International museum and library in Roswell New Mexico. Ask for The Secret of Olyphant tr
Posted by john j peruka | Saturday 15 May 2004 3:11PM

mr peruka.......why is it not possible for you to re-create the original truth trek site....? I think your claim of censorship is absolute hokey. I've been to dozens of cookouts in olyphant boro and no one there even has the slightest idea of any secret! I refuse to believe that you cannot re-create the truth trek site on the web! Cesnorship Smensorship!
Posted by franky vishnesky | Sunday 27 June 2004 6:46PM

There may be some truth to this. There is some sort of passageway in olyphant. It is located under the railroad tracks by the Comdella park in the flats section. If you walk along the side of the railroad embankment for about 750 feet north from the point where North valley st turns towards the grassy section of town, you will come to a stone archway that runs underneath the old D&H tracks. There is an arch on either side of the railroad tracks.....but it is BLOCKED OFF....so perhaps if someone were to break through whatever is blocking this passage, you might find more to the secret!
Posted by spike olish | Sunday 27 June 2004 6:52PM

I am a retired Olyphant Police Officer. I would like to point out that the "pyramid" which Mr. Peruka speaks of is nothing more than an old culm dump from the mines. The high rise was built in the early 1980's on what used to be the Boro municpal parking lot. The placement of the houses of worship is pure coincidence, as is the fact that Olyphant Boro has an elevation twice as high as that of the pyramids. I put absolutely no stock in Mr. Perukas' claims. The fact that he is a retired chemist leads me to question what exactly he was making as a chemist. Recreational drugs perhaps??
Posted by Pokey | Sunday 27 June 2004 7:01PM

Universe Centers Around Olyphant, One Man Says BY STEPHEN DAILY 10/31/2002 OLYPHANT -- Where is the center of the universe? In Olyphant, of course. Well, at least according to one man who has devoted many years studying the mystifying connections between the small borough, ancient Egypt, UFOs and portals into other dimensions. John Peruka, a retired chemist, moved to Olyphant in the mid-1970s and immediately sensed that there was something strange about the town. In particular, he noticed there was an unusually high concentration of churches -- beautiful, magnificently constructed churches -- all surrounding a former synagogue. Advertisement "Why would a small, insignificant town of 4,000 souls erect such wondrous temples of faith in such an obscure area?" he pondered. The mystery unfolds. At first, Mr. Peruka said Olyphant appears like any other small town in America. It has a bank, a high-rise apartment building for the elderly, a borough hall, and the usual small businesses lining the main street. Nothing seems amiss, everything is in order, and in its in place. An ordinary town in an ordinary place where ordinary people go about their daily business. But beneath this false veneer is a hidden world, Mr. Peruka contends. A world of incredible secrets -- the secret forces that control the residents of Olyphant, he said. These secret forces date back to ancient Egyptian beliefs. The Egyptians worshipped the seven stars of the Orion constellation. Their belief was that their god-kings or pharaohs came from Orion and after death their souls went back to the constellation.
Posted by Veronica Hanyak | Sunday 27 June 2004 7:05PM

After reading some of the story Mr. Peruka had written about Olyphant. I decided to take a ride there. I got to town not knowing what to expect. I drove onto Main Street. I looked like most small towns. But what strikes you is the Churches. I said to myself why are there so many? I couldn't believe the opulance of these churches in such a small town. I drove around Main Street then I turned up to Magnetic road and followed that all the way to the top. I was hoping to get a overhead view of the town. When I reached the top I could feel an energy. Right after this I drove back down to look at the churches closer. I stopped at the biggest church. It was a Catholic one. Not being a practicing Catholic I wanted to see inside the church. I walked up to the door and found it locked. I then walked to the front of the Church and while I was there looking up at the entrance a women appeared besides me, she was carrying some Church papers. I looked at her, she said nothing so I said "is the church open". She answered no there is a private Mass going on. I said I never heard of a private mass? She said well it's a new priest. She then asked me why I was there. I answered I was just passing through and wanted to see thease ornate Churches. She asked me if I wanted a tour. I said yes. We had to wait for the mass to be over. Then she took out her keys and opened the door. when we entered I was besides myself. This was the most fantactic church I have ever been in. The Stained glass was extrodinary. And the dome which rose over a hundred feet in the middle. Wow what a church. I met the new priest there and we spoke a little. Now it was off to the second on my tour. Just two blocks away is another Catholic church with a beautifull facard dipicting a story from the Bible. We went in. It wasn't as wonderous but would make any Catholic proud. We walked up to the Alter and the women told me I could have one wish. I said what? Did you say wish? Yes she replied. So I silently made a wish. She then told me that the other Catholic church accross the street was in the proccess of comming under their diocess. I asked you mean these three churches are under different diocess. She answered yes. I found this very weird. Comming from NYC where all churches are under one. She had later taken me on a tour of their office building. I thanked her for the tour and left there. I drove around a little more always getting this intuitive feeling there is something elce to this place. I have no real Idea about anything happing there but town had my senses on high the whole time I was there. I will be going back soon. this time I hope to learn more. If Mr. Paruka wouldn't mine emailing me I would love his help on my return trip. Then I will write here again and tell what I thing is going on in this town if anything.
Posted by Robert Oliveri | Monday 12 July 2004 10:37AM

I don't know who Mr. Oliveri's tour guide was but the info she purportedly gave him is full of errors. He is right, there is no such thing as a private Mass. Belief that a wish will be granted at the altar is superstition, not Catholicism. All the Roman Catholic churches in Olyphant are under the aegis of the Diocese of Scranton. There's a lot of weirdness around and not necessarily in Olyphant.
Posted by church employee | Monday 12 July 2004 6:40PM

To my critics I know that The Secret of Olyphant will become a very controversial story, it is already beginning. As far as recreating the Truth Trek website I do not even own a computer and if i did I wouldnt know where to begin, I use the libraries computer. The Truthtrek website was in Wisconsin and was cancelled because of financial problems. If anyone can publish my theory on his or her website I would gladly appreciate it. The best bet is to go to the Peckville or Carbondale libraries and study the theory and evidence our researches have discovered before coming to a wrong conclusion. Our small research group is headed by former research engineer from Bell Laboratories and he backs our claims. Incidentally the great magician Harry Houdini is involved. The Jewish Temple which is in the center of the Orion star pattern is owned by a world famous magician who also owns the the Houdini museum in north scranton and she lives next door to the temple in Olyphant.The evidence shows that Houdini is all over Olyphant. The latest news on Olyphant is that it was shown on TV in the Philadelphia area and researchers from the Montauk project are investigating the story. Also a documentary film is to be made at the end of the summer. The theory is about 150 pages long and involves some mathematics. It is the first theory to define matter, life and death, and reality.It also claims that you donot die but live forever. I hope that you will study it at the mentioned libraries. Scientists thruout the world have found it very interesting and i know that you will find it very interesting also. The door in Olyphant that goes to another world is about 6mi above the churches. The story was published in several newspapers including two headlines. Thanks John Peruka Po Box 166 Olyphant Pa. 18447
Posted by John Peruka | Saturday 17 July 2004 4:42PM

Mr.Oliveri went somewhere, but I don't think to Olyphant. Olyphant does not have a "Main St." The main street that runs through downtown Olyphant is Lackawanna Avenue. There is no such street as Magnetic Road either. If Mr. Oliveri wanted to see the town from above, he could go up E. Lackawanna Avenue or E. Grant St. By far the best place to see Olyphant from "above" is from St. Patricks Cemetery on Route 6 (scranton-carbondale highway) This cemetery is accessible from route 6 and is located across from where you would turn to go to route 347. These are facts. What churches did Mr. Oliveri go to? I'd like to know!
Posted by edfoff | Sunday 18 July 2004 6:19PM

The Secret of Olyphant. The greatest story in world history. About the giant sphinx in Olyphant. Olyphant is designed after ancient Egypt but the mystery is that no one knew it although someone told me that there was a small rumour about it about 50 years ago. The giant sphinx that is about 5mi long is the bourough itself. If you locate a contour map of Lackawanna county and trace the boundary lines the boro of Olyphant forms a giant sphinx. The lackawanna river forms the face of the Pharaoh which may be a woman, our researchers cannot figure it out. That is why the river makes a bend past the downtown section,this is the jaw of the pharaoh of the giant sphinx. As far as the giant sphinx is concerned there is no disagreement as to what it is. Everybody agrees that it is a sphinx including the new boro manager. We have also a photo from the 1950s of a great pyramid overlooking downtown Olyphant. We ask people where is this town in the picture. Most of them reply that it is Cairo Egypt. It is a culm dump near the post office but 50years ago it formed a perfect pyramid. Now it is completely eroded and covered with trees. How the secret is hidden can be found in the next piece of evidence. I was trained for science and i donot make claims without any evidence to support the claims. At the southern entrance to Olyphant along South Valley Ave. [valley as in valley of the kings] was another culm dump in the shape of a pyramid. In fact a resident there told me several years ago and now may be dead that they called the dump the Pyramid. Now it has almost been leveled for a housing project, but we have pictures to show that it had a perfect pyramidal shape. Here is an example to show how the secret is hidden. Right next to the Pyramid is Line St. Now what has Line ST. have to do with ancient Egypt? Think! If you rearrangge the letters Line becomes Nile. I think they call this an anagram. The next street is Jefferson St. Now what has Thomas Jefferson our third president have to do with the pyramids. This was what i thought useless bar knowledge that i would never use. Thomas Jefferson put the pyramid on the dollar bill!! The next street is Gravity St. Newtons Universal Theory of Gravity which is based on the inverse square law when drawn out forms a pyramid which i will show you is the basic form of all of mattter and creation.The great question that will have to be answered is who created Olyphant? The people of Olyphant built Olyphant but they did not create the town. Somebody told them how to it because they never knew what they were doing and for what purpose. We can look for clues in the Sphinx. Notice the sphinx doesnot have a nose just like the one in Egypt. Why? Because for the Lackawanna River to form a nose the river would have to make an acute angle followed by right angle in a short distance which would be very difficult and it would be very conspicuous. Remember it is a secret. Solution have Napoleons army destroy the nose with artillery shells. The entity or being who created Olyphant not only could control the minds of the people of Olyphant but could also control the future history of the world!! I do not know of any humans who could do this. To be continued. Coming,attractions Houdini and Olyphant, Ufos and the door in Olyphant, Why you do not die but live forever and How to walk thru a wall!! T
Posted by john peruka | Monday 19 July 2004 8:21PM

To Franky Vishnesky, Since you are a doubter about the Secret of Olyphant maybe you can help me. First, go to the Peckville library and study the satellite photos, news articles, documents and other evidences we have obtained and prove us wrong. Next publish a summary of the theory with all the photos and evidences on your website and show us and the world our mistakes. I can guarantee that you will not find many.contact me at jp18447@hotmail.com
Posted by john peruka | Tuesday 20 July 2004 7:04PM

The Secret Of Olyphant cont. The greatest and the most incredible story in the history of the world. Censored by the establishment. The story they do not want you to now. Who Created Olyphant? This chapter Houdini and Olyphant. As we mentioned previously Houdini is all over Olyphant. Here is the evidences. The churches in Olyphant form the Orion star pattern, and we have satellite pictures of the giant sphinx and the Orion pattern to prove our point. Orion is also linked to other mysterious places such as the Great Pyramid in Egypt and Stonehenge. In the middle of the orion star pattern is the Jewish Temple which is owned by a famous magician who tries to keep Houdinis name alive. In fact the motto of the Houdini museum is Houdini is alive. Upon learning this we researched the life of Houdini and discovered many interesting facts. Houdini said that he would return and tell us the secrets of the after life. Houdini is associated with the number 13. For example, he was born in 1874 and died in 1926 for a total of 52 years which is exactly the number of cards in a deck. It is also 4 times 13, for the four suits. You also have to know this that the ancient Hebrews did and still do.They combine the alphabet with our numerical system that is a=1, b=2, c=3,etc. In this system God equals 26 a multiple of 13. Houdini died on halloween Oct. 31 which is the reverse of 13. He died at 1:26pm which is the thirteenth hour and 26 minutes which is 2times 13. The owner of the temples address, the numbers add up to 13. The bourough clock stopped for several months a few years ago at 9:40 9+4 =13 =houdins number. To be continued. H
Posted by john peruka | Tuesday 20 July 2004 7:56PM

The Secret of Olyphant cont. The greatest story in world history. Censored by the establishment. The story they don't want you to know. Houdini cont. We have found that Houdini is linked to Olyphant and to the number 13. We have committed an error which we will correct. On the fire trucks in Olyphant is not the number 13 but the number 26 which is a multiple of 13. Here is some more facts about Houdini and Olyphant. Houdinis main stunt for years was called metamorphosis. He would instantly change places with his wife behind a curtain. It happened so fast the audience would be amazed. The Orion star pattern which the churches in olyphant follow forms a butterfly. A butterfly undergoes a great change from an ugly catterpillar to a beautiful butterfly. The change is called metamorphosis. A few months ago a Catholic preist put out a spring banner in front of his church with a buterfly on it. He told me the butterfly represents resurrection. He was so right. Whatever you call it a great change may be coming!! Also a few months ago the Catholic churches in Olyphant joined together. There are three churches. Unknowingly they formed what may be a perfect pyramid or equalaterial triangle between their conerstones. In simple language the miracle or mystery of Olyphant continues to the present day. The residents of Olyphant are being controlled by supernatural forces without their knowledge!! Also rememember the buterfly ballots in the last election. Now a new and fantastic chapter. Ufos And the portal or door in Olyphant. It all started in the summer of 1998. I had just finished listening to the radio on the roof of my building in Olyphant and it was quite dark when I noticed a small spherical light approaching Olyphant from an easterly direction. The light was I estimated about 30000 feet or about 6mis high or where the jet planes fly. I knew it couldnt be a plane, and it wasnt a meteor because a meteor or shooting star travels much faster and then a fantastic event occurred. The ufo or whatever it was exploded into a gigantic flash of light over the churches in Olyphant. To be continued:
Posted by john peruka | Thursday 22 July 2004 7:53PM

The Secret of Olyphant cont: I couldn't figure what it was and so I went downstairs and I forgot about it. About two months later in Sept. I decided to read once again The Andreasson Affair a fantastic Ufo abduction Story. Betty Andreasson a housewife from Mass. claimed thru hypnosis that she was abducted by alien beings in 1967 and they took her to talk to God or some other fantastic being of light. I was interested in her story because the first time that i read it the leader of the aliens mentioned my Pyramid Theory. On page 139 he told Betty this is very important, circle the plain three four, three four,and there is a door that is about to be opened. He also said that your scientists should bury the past. In other words we are on the wrong track to discovering the secrets of the universe and only by going thru the door we will discover the truth. Betty recalled that at the very beginning of her journey she was envelloped in a chamber of sorts and a syrupy warm liquid was poured into the chamber which made her feel good. If i remember the liquid protected her from space radiation and she was able to breathe thru a tube. She passed thru a dark tunnel riding some type of a magnetic track until she came to a worldly realm where everything in this world was green. She also passed thru a world where everything was red. To be continued: s
Posted by john peruka | Friday 23 July 2004 4:50PM

I've encountered the "secret door" in Olyphant. I've had the thrilling experience of actually walking through the doorway. With anticipation and my heart trip-hammering in my chest, I slowly walked through the door and LO AND BEHOLD..UFO's? Alien life forms? and The center of the universe? No, just lots and lots of old stegmeier crates, empty Plumpie Pierogie© boxes and a surly man named stash who was smoking a pall mall and bushing a broom. He informed me that the center of the universe belonged to him and that he had bought it with his disability checks from when he injured his back at Chamberlin. Nice man, Stash is. If you encounter the hidden doorway, tell Stash Bodhi said "hey" and that pool league starts in october. Don't Try
Posted by bodhi | Monday 16 August 2004 1:06AM

the borough clock stopping at 9:40. 9+4=13 capped it for me. That's it. That's the proof I needed to satisfy MY OWN idea that Olyphant is in fact the center of the universe. Thanks. But thinking about it, wouldn't 9:40..9+4 and then the zero add up to 130? Yeah, I guess it would. Dammit it all to hell. Just when I was convinced. Oh well, Mr Peruka, keep trying. And please let me know if it's dangerous to hanglide over olyphant. It's my hobby and I would hate to get hit by a cruising starship.
Posted by bodhi | Monday 16 August 2004 4:40PM

Mr. Peruka I am interested in your theory on the secret of olyphant. You claim that you left a 150 page report in both the peckville and carbondale libraries; however I have been to both libraries and they claim to have nothing of the sort. Can you help me to locate a copy of your report? Thank You.
Posted by Gabe | Monday 16 August 2004 6:10PM

Well, I knew it wouldn't last. I knew some "genius" would expose my little secret. You see, I am the supreme being who created the universe. And yes, yes it's true that I designed it with a hidden doorway and yes, you guessed it. It's located in Olyphant, pa. I never thought it would be discovered. What arrogance on my part. But being the supreme being, I'm entitled to arrogance to a degree, yes? Kudo's to Mr. Peruka and his intensive research. I knew I shouldn't have stopped the borough clock. I KNEW IT! But hey, I'm supreme and can admit screwing up. Houdini told me you would figure it out, but I was like "Hey, I'm a supreme being and you are a lockpicker" But harry baby, you wuz right. Now that you know about the doorway. I guess I'll have to move it. It's going to be in either kansas city, mo or North Philly. Dammit, first nevada and now olyphant. Congrats again to Peruka. The following is where I will be appearing during my upcoming winter tour. Sept thru Oct 2004..Taco In Mexico...Oct thru Nov.04 I shall be appearing in a dusty storefront window in Dayton Ohio..Nov thru Dec 24 my image will appear in stained glass in a pentacostal church in Kissimmee. keep an eye out for appearances in 2005 by both my mother and me in our Seeing The Being tour. Pick up finely crafted merchandise dedicated to me at your local guild. Peace Out. SupremeBeing SupremeBeing@aol.com SeeingTheBeing
Posted by SupremeBeing | Monday 16 August 2004 9:37PM

Grahblet! Phoolah met-brungee. Tallos plibbyplibby gramoosee! Prally jussa ting updere inna sky. You see, as a Murphlat, I am intensely interested in Mr. Perukas theory. My commanding officer has allowed me to post my above message in my native tongue so that Mr. Peruka, and only he, will understand the coming terror of a keilbasi shortage in the earth month of September. Oh, man. I can't believe it. I just told EVERYBODY! Dude, I should have studied more in phangloobie school. Sorry, John. I guess you're going to have to find a new place to hide your keilbasi. We'll talk more after the invasion. DAMMIT! I did it again!
Posted by BloggahTheMurplaht | Tuesday 17 August 2004 2:21AM

You know, I was ready to chalk this up as hogwash, ESPECIALLY since the Carbondale library had no information on this whatsoever. However, I did a bit more research and found that Olyphant is indeed the center of the universe! Remember the episode where Kirk and Spock travel to the past and they have to let Joan Collins die. Well, they landed in Olyphant! Superman's rocketship landed in Olyphant as well, not Smallville! Bruce Wayne's parents were killed in Olyphant! Peter Parker got bit by a radioactive spider in Olypant! Bruce Banner's accident with gamma rays that turned him into the Hulk happebed in Olyphant as well! And the reason there is so many bars in Olyphant is that Wolverine used to live here during his formative World War II days! The accident that turned Matt Murdock into Daredevil happened in Olyphant as well! In fact, Olyphant is SUCH a key to the universe that it is the only reason galactus has not eaten the earth! Even he is scared of the consequences! This was all originally reported, then changed by the corporate honchos at DC and Marvel! Seems some very powerful people don't want it revealed how powerful Olyphant really is! I think it's the same people who covered up the Kennedy assassination!
Posted by Frank Castle | Tuesday 17 August 2004 10:52AM

To Gabe and my witty critics, Great i enjoyed very much reading your humourish comments on my discovery. Gabe, check with Mary Barna the library director at the Peckville library. She has a copy of The secret on her desk. Remember it is not a book but a report or manuscript and it is not in their files or catalogue. If you still have problems contact me at jp18447@hotmail.com
Posted by john peruka | Tuesday 17 August 2004 3:37PM

Let those who dismiss your theory be dismissed as the fools they are! I, the great Sphinx, know full well the power Olyphant holds! I wasted centuries plotting world domination, and receiving worship from human cattle, in Egypt. I thought Egypt was glorious! The pyramids! The wenches! The unconditional worship! The POWER! But everytime I tried to assert my rightful authority as ruler of the world and the rest of this plane of existence, fools like The fantastic Four, The Avengers, and even The new Warriors laid me low! I kept on wondering what I, the Sphinx, was doing wrong. I especially wondered how my adversaries could not only garner the power to defeat me, but meet me in combat at various time periods! Then I found out - those bastards were using Olyphant as both a source on which to draw ultimate strength, and as a dimensional/time gateway! Now that I know my foes' secret and have moved to the majestic Olyphant, I will crush all my foes beneath my heel! Little does anyone know that one of Olyphant's barflies is I, the mighty Sphinx! And my foes will pay! Oh, how they will pay!
Posted by The Sphinx | Tuesday 17 August 2004 10:21PM

Mr Peruka seems like a very ernest, pleasant man. In fact I am so impressed with his discovery and patience that I am including him in the royalties gleaned from sales of the "My parents were abducted in Olyphant, and all I got was this crappy t-shirt" s,m,l,xl,xxl. Order today. He will also receive royalties from our marketing of his book. "How I went off my meds and discovered another dimension" Available from Black Sparrow® Another hot item from the "Ismokecrack" line is the Alien head coffee mug© for $9.99. For our gold members you can receive an identical copy of Mr. Peruka's first straitjacket, in industrial strength nlyon, signed by Mr. Peruka for only $99.00. Remember that's for gold card members of the CrackPots United By Being's BeYond. Or CUBBY. Visa© and Mastercard© accepted. Please sign up now and help Mr Peruka receive his 1% royalty rate. Bodhi
Posted by Bodhi | Tuesday 17 August 2004 10:29PM

To the treacherous, mad Sphinx - I say nay, villain! Did you really think you would be able to threaten the earth by moving to Olyphant, hang out with mortals, and escape the detectio of the God of Thunder!?! Zounds! What a fool thee be! I am here in Olyphant as well, disguised as a long-haired lead singer in a local bar band! And between Heimdall on the Rainbow Bridge and the Avengers' computers, it won't be long until I come face to face with thee! Then we shall engage in great battle, and mine uru hammer cracking off your evil face will be a sight and sound to fill mine warrior heart to bursting with glee! make whatever move you wish, villain! The Son of Odin vows to stop you!
Posted by Thor | Tuesday 17 August 2004 10:36PM

The Secret OF Olyphant cont, The greatest story in world history, Who created Olyphant? The beginning of the Enlightenment. A small diversion from the story so far. George Roonie who is the nightly host on the radio show Coast to Coast has been complaining for the past year that he keeps seeing the number 111 all over the place on his clock watch etc. A person called his radio show and said that the number 111 symbolized the coming enlightenment where man learns of the secrets of the universe and why he doesnt die. If you go back to that a=1, b=2, c=3,etc you will find that Olyphant equals 111. In other words the enlightenment begins in Olyphant. Now back to our ufo story, The Andreasson Affair by Raymond Fowler. Betty Anreasson a housewife from Mass. was abducted by alien beings and she talked to a God like being of Light and encountered a giant Phoenix Bird who represented immortality. The God like being told that man will soon learn the secrets of the universe and he mentioned his son whereby Betty was overcome by emotion. She asked him why she was taken to this alien realm and the being told her that was to show the world and it will be revealed to the world as time goes on. The Phoenix bird was consumed by a fire and then disintegrated into a worm which eventually reemerged into a Phoenix Bird. On page 132 her alien tour guide said that your scientists must bury the past and there are old walls that need to be broken down. He also mentioned my pyramid theory, he said "Betty this is very important, count three and four, count three and four, and circle the plain. He also said that there is a door and its going to be opened. Nothing clicked in my mind until she mentioned on the next page that there was a place with an anchor, a metal anchor, a sea anchor. Then my mind flashed back to that light in the sky that i saw on the rooftop in July. I immediately knew that the door they were speaking of was in Olyphant. The anchor in Olyphant represents the legenendary Egyptian Phoenix Bird which symbolizes immortality. The alien beings had the symbol of the bird on their upper sleeves and it matched the physical structure of the anchor in Olyphant which guarded the western entrance to Olyphant. Also we have an eyewitness who researches The Carbondale Ufo that he saw a ufo near the anchor in Olyphant. to be continued
Posted by john peruka | Wednesday 18 August 2004 7:43PM

John is at it again. A+B+C=OLYPHANT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE...Blah blah blah. Thank alien like god figure that only about 10 morons actually read this bullshit. Myself included. John, you are delusional and obviously schizophrenic. It's always some two-bit housewife or jacked up redneck that gets abducted and told the "secrets of the universe" If this God-like being was so God-like, maybe he wouldn't be abducting every housewife/farmer/former chemist he came across, but would instead go for the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES or some other person with great power. Not some half-baked yokel like yourself. I'm sure if you are correct I will be spending the rest of my days mining ore in a desert like hell and you will be at the right hand of the creator. But you know what? If that WERE the case, I'm sure you would just bore the creator right out of existence anyway. yakity yak yak. Get some meds and try not to hurt anyone when you fall on them from too much thorazine pumped into your body at the Clarks Summit State Hospital. Don't Try Bodhi I'm watching you...
Posted by Bodhi | Wednesday 18 August 2004 9:03PM

This worm Peruka has upset Doom's plans! Doom is the one who first discovered that Olyphant was the center of the universe! Doom was just biding Doom's time, patiently, until Doom could use the knowledge and power to crush Doom's foes utterly! Like that cretin Reed Richards! Richards! Either he told you or... YOU are he! Of course! Only ichards would dare try to claim one of Doom's discoveries as his own! Richards! You will rue the day you crossed paths with Doom! Doom is all-powerful! Doom is supreme! Doom has the the power of the universal and dimensional nexus that is Olyphant! Doom is master of all! Do you hear Doom, Richards!?! Richards! None can stand before Doom!
Posted by Doctor Doom | Thursday 19 August 2004 11:41AM

The Secret of Olyphant cont, Who Created Olyphant? The Beginning of The Enlightenment In Harmony with the Olympic Games and the announcement that life was found on Mars to be revealed next month. Here is some inside information on the ufo that crashed into Russel pond in Carbondale in 1974. Right next to the pond was the first coal mine in Lackawanna County. In 1846 a cave in at the mine killed 16 miners. Researchers on the Carbondale ufo project have photos of ghosts and orbs all over the area. And now back to our ufo story. Betty A. mentioned the anchor (Phoenix Bird) six times and she said she was back in the present time which at the time of her hypnosis was 1977. She was abducted in Mass. in 1967. We moved from N.Y.C. to Olyphant in 1974. The anchor was erected in Blakely Corners at the western entrance to Olyphant by the legion in Blakely in 1976. For years I had no interest in the anchor until i discovered the Secret Of Olyphant. I was amazed to discover that the anchor came from the USS WASP, an aircraft carrier that my father worked on at the N.Y. Naval Shipyard and that i explored when i was young during a family outing for the workers. In other words the anchor which is a great Egyptian symbol followed us to Olyphant!! Coming next on the Secret of Olyphany the four great Hypothesis of the universe and why you live forever, also the real secret of DaVincis The Last Supper. I checked with the Carbondale Library and they have a copy of this theory and all the evidence. Check with the head librarian, the volunteers may not know about it. da 19 the
Posted by john peruka | Thursday 19 August 2004 5:02PM

Interesting. The fact the the anchor has been following you. It reminds me of those reader's digest stories about the family that accidently left their dog at the Grand Canyon as they were visiting from Pensacola florida and the dog actually made it back to the family home in Florida. I was thinking john. Did the Anchor hop a freight train? Did the anchor work it's way across the world, perhaps working oddjobs in order to save money for it's next leg of it's journey. Did it pick fruit one month and then perhaps work as an exotic anchor dancer another month? I've heard reports that the anchor tended bar, wrote movie reviews for a prominent philadelphia paper and actually tried to hire itself out as an anchor for the wallenpaupack sponsored pontoon party boat. Which of course led to tragedy because the anchor weighs in excess of 2000 tons and of course the pontoon boat weighed in at a mere 1400lbs. But at last it completed it's journey to Olyphant and there it sat, anxiously awaiting your move from NYC. The anchor as I've heard is actually an ancient sundial and every four years during the summer solstice as the setting sun hits it just so, the reflection sends a direct beam of light towards the doorway to the alt. Universe. Of course to the untrained mind, the light leads you to Hollywood Video with it's low, low priced selection of games, dvd's and vhs tapes. Hollywood video as A, Anchor as B and The gnarled maple tree on old spinster Edna Glitchs front lawn on Church street equals C, which we all know adds up to the secret of the univierse. Malcolm, Che, robert Kennedy and Jimmy Hoffa all were privy to these secrets which clears up a lot of confusion pertaining to their assassinations and disappearances. Unfortunatly the anchor is now owned by prominent local businessman, Louis DeNaples and is about to be dismantled, melted down and made into jewelery for the female members of his family. My theory, and it's just a theory is that the beercans stewn about the number 3 damn outside of Olyphant may also hold a key element in proving your theory. The persons who drank the beers and tossed them away seem to have created a pattern that is in the shape of the great sphinx. Two colt .45 forty bottles make up the eyes. Several old milwaukee 16oz pounders make up the body and the strewn about condoms make up the legs. Could it be possible that Olyphant is not quite the center of the universe, but merely a transom? Coffee at convenient=A, Bathroom at Molly McGuires = B and a gibson 5 string accoustic at Magdon=C. That has to be it. Let's have a party to celebrate. Don't Try Bodhi
Posted by bodhi | Saturday 21 August 2004 3:31AM

WE THE UNDERSIGNED CALL UPON JOHN PERUKA AND HIS ASSOCIATES TO PERSONALLY RESTORE THE ORIGINAL TRUTHTREK STORY ABOUT OLYPHANT, COMPLETE WITH PHOTOGRAPHS AND DIAGRAMS, TO PROVE MR PERUKA, THAT YOU IN FACT BELIEVE THAT OLYPHANT IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. STASH OLES ROY WAGNER THE HUDAK FAMILY WALTER DEMIAN THE DUTKA FAMILY JOE KRANICK JIM ANTONIK ANGELO REICH MICHAEL WARGO FAMILY ANDY MITCHKO RUSSENS SPORTS BAR QUEEN CITY RECREATION-LOUISE KRANICK AND THE RESIDENTS AND CITIZENS OF THE QUEEN CITY OF THE MIDVALLEY-OLYPHANT BORO!
Posted by DOC VLADIKA | Sunday 22 August 2004 4:00PM

this is the biggest bunch of bullshit yet! 8-22-04
Posted by jojo | Sunday 22 August 2004 4:47PM

Sorry, I thought I was the center of the universe..
Posted by B | Monday 06 September 2004 10:39AM

shove THIS up your portal... ====>
Posted by | Saturday 11 September 2004 7:52PM

come on john peruka.......post the pictures and drawings for all to see! what are you afraid of?
Posted by bethy chesar | Sunday 12 September 2004 12:07AM

The Secret of Olyphant. Gentlemen, Me and my associates accept your challenge but in a modified form. The problem is I do not own a computer and I use the libraries computer which has a time limit plus the fact that I explained in one of my messages that I do not know how to print and transmit photos and documents via the computer. The problem can be solved if I left a copy of the story that appeared on the www.truthtrek.net website last year at Russens bar which I used to hang out. The story which appeared on truthtrek was never finished and was only about 15% complete and there is a lot of interesting new information which I can give you if your are interested. Also when you receive this knowledge you must investigate my claims and try to prove me wrong which I know you will not be able to do and also tell others of this incredible discovery in Olyphant. Yesterday I gave the entire theory 150 pages to the mayor to study. You can study the entire theory at the Peckville library, ask Mary Barna the library director for The Secret of Olyphant. Thanks for the challenge. John Peruka
Posted by john peruka | Wednesday 15 September 2004 7:04PM

The Secret of Olyphant. After accepting your challenge I went to Russens bar in Olyphant with the attention of giving them a copy of the story that appeared on www.truthtrek.net last year. No one in the bar knew anyone listed on the petition and only a few patrons were familiar with the secret. So I left and headed for Vladickas bar and the story was the same. Therefore this afternoon I talked to the boro manager who is familiar with a part of the secret and he allowed me starting this tuesday to leave a copy of the internet story about Olyphant at the clerks office on the first floor. For the complete story go to the Peckville library and ask Mary Barna, the library director for The Secret of Olyphant. Thanks for the challenge, John Peruka
Posted by John Peruka | Thursday 16 September 2004 4:56PM

The Secret of Olyphant. This morning I left a portion of the secret at the clerks office on the first floor of the boro building. Check it out and let me know of any mistakes. You will probably have to read it somewhere in the building and will not be able to take it out. This is only about 30% of the theory. For the rest go to the Peckville library and ask the library director Mary Barna for The Secret of Olyphant. Thanks, John Peruka
Posted by john peruka | Monday 20 September 2004 4:23PM

everybody at russens knows andy mitchko what bar did you go to mr peruka??????
Posted by billy mohanko | Thursday 23 September 2004 8:53PM

Regarding truthlink.net and/or truthtrek.com an archived copy of just about any dead website can be viewed on "The Wayback Machine" by typing the dead sites URL into the search box. http://www.archive.org/ But There is no article about the secret at truthlink.net, and Truthtrek.com isn't properly archived (doesn't work) Do I have these websites correct?
Posted by Joe in Dunmore | Monday 04 October 2004 1:32PM

Wow thanks for giving me the best laugh I had all week! Mr. Peruka, you wouldn't happen to be the strange man who lives in the old Hotel Olyphant and walks around town talking to himself, are you? In regards to the "secret tunnel", I had been through that tunnel many times as a child, it went in on one side of the tracks and came out on the other. No mystery there. Maybe some cobwebs and a bat or two. Also, I believe Mr. Oliveri may have visited St. Patricks Church (the magnificent one) and then St. Michael's (the not-so-magnificent one). Those two churches, along with Holy Ghost recently joined together into one parish. My grandfather helped build St. Michaels, and although he was a great carpenter, he probably wasn't involved in the building of the 'Doorway' six miles above Olyphant. The 'Pyramid' of coal was actually the Red Rooster. We rode down this thing on cardboard boxes as children. I highly doubt it was twice the size of the Great Pyramids. It was actually a mountain of slate, scrapped or unburnable parts of the mined coal. It was, after all, situated in the middle of a coal mine. That might give some clues to what it was. There were trucks that carried the slate to the top and dumped it, thus forming a mountain. I saw this happen. It was not formed by aliens, I promise. There was also a smaller 'pyramid' closer to Throop, off of South Valley Ave. We called that one the "Black Rooster". Somebody bought that slate mountain and they moved it out, I think in the '70's. This webpage is great for comic relief, but: NOTE TO VISITORS: please don't fall into any of this bunk. Save your gas money!! Oh, one more thing...the anchor is actually in Blakely. Once you cross the river, you're out of Olyphant. I think it odd that the anchor would follow Mr. Peruka but not actually cross the town line into Olyphant. Also, I'm not exactly certain of this, but wasn't the anchor named after the ship "Blakely" thus the naming of the town? Or maybe it was the captain's name...either way I'd be shitting my pants to know that a big gold anchor was following me around. Lucky the cannon at the Flats park isn't somehow connected to his blood line (Mr. Peruka, you may want to check in to that!)
Posted by LMAO | Thursday 14 October 2004 3:47PM

Mr. Peruka may be using too many of those chemicals!
Posted by Ufologist | Thursday 11 November 2004 11:15PM

The anchor came from Captain Jonathan Blakelys' ship USS Wasp, and is in fact located in Blakely-Blakely Corners to be exact. Once home of the famous Johnnys Market, where i bought a Shurfine whistling frisbee in 1978. Mr. Peruka-one friday or saturday night, please repair to the 7 sisters bar, corner of dolph and susquehanna-right by condella park in the flats. Ask Jackie Hudak "Do you know?" The answer may surprise you. You may then visit Queen City Recreation, Between jackson st. and olyphant court on susquehanna avenue, and ask Wheezy (louise Kranick) if she knows anything about the portal. I am convinced however, since I just visited last weekend, that Bosaks Choice Meats on the by-pass is the place where one may find the portal, as it is smack dab in the middle of all the new construction on the by-pass.......perhaps Mr. Peruka, the door to Bosaks freezer is the portal to the other side! Please visit Alunnis Market in the Jessup Plaza, corner of Cherry and Constitution, for the best homemade pasta and pick up a 6 pack of your favorite beverage at the Jessup Beverage Center right next door! 11-18-04
Posted by foff | Thursday 18 November 2004 9:33PM

Mr. Peruka, did you know that the world famous 7-up soda beverage was invented in Olyphant? Yes, it was invented by the Hanyak Brothers, who once owned a small bottling plant on the corner of jackson and susquehanna in the flats. The building is now 604 susquehanna-a 4 apartment residence. Anybody remember old charlie baldingers store right across the street? or Dutkas market. How about Bergs E-Z shop downtown or Cosmos cut rate store? Bennys cigar store used to be a real happening place! Olyphant used to have the highest bar to persons ration in the entire USA!!!! Remember Metrinkos, stronys, and other famous watering holes??? Mr. peruka, why dont you climb into steve kishels pizza oven some night-preferably while it is turned up high----this may alleviate the delusions you are currently experiencing!
Posted by pericles | Thursday 18 November 2004 9:48PM

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF OLYPHANT! WHY IS THERE NOT A SINGLE PLACE TO BUY GASOLINE IN YOUR GREAT BORO?? WHY HASN'T ANYBODY REPLACED THE SNOW WHITE LAUNDROMAT WHICH BURNED DOWN IN THE EARLY 80'S?? WHAT HAPPENED TO COSMOS STORE? AND THE ONCE MAJESTIC OLYPHANT BORO PUBLIC PARKING LOT? REMEMBER THE OLYPHANT CENTENNIAL OF 1977?? DID ANYBODY SEE THOSE SHRINERS DRINK THE BEER TENT OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME? IS KENNY WEST STILL OLYPHANTS MOST DISLIKED COP? WHAT IS THE CANNON DOING UP THE FLATS PARK? IS SOMEONE PLANNING TO TAKE A POTSHOT AT VALLEY VIEW STADIUM? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE TAR TUBES WHICH USED TO BE ALONGSIDE THE D&H TRACKS?? WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE GAY BAR ON MOONEY STREET? ANYONE RECALL VAL'S MARKEY ON LYNCH STREET?? DOES ANYONE CARE?
Posted by fofferloni | Thursday 18 November 2004 9:55PM

ANSWER ME THIS-IF YOU HAVE AN INDORR BARBECUE GRILL CAN YOU STILL CALL IT A COOK OUT?????
Posted by betty chesar | Thursday 18 November 2004 9:58PM

You will see I fixed the coding to show correct dates & times on posts. There was nothing at all supernatural or paranormal about the times having been all the same, it was merely a coding error in the blogging template - a typical & mundane mistake I had made. Sorry if I caused mass hysteria with that.
I deleted all double posted comments. Only exact copies of comments were deleted, I left at least one of each of the indentical comments.
I regularly delete spam comments from this thread. That is any, all, and only, off-topic comments with URLs pointing to some commercial entity or pornographic material.
I am even leaving Betty Chesar's comment, while it may seem off-topic, because a barbecue was mentioned earlier in the comment thread. Also, because I wouldn't want to be accused of deleting a comment that may have hidden meanings or secret codes contained within it.
I will never delete on-topic, non-hostile-slur, non-spam, or non-porn comments, and therefore will not be accused of any type of Olyphant-related censorship from either side (or any angle) of this on-going, intriguing debate of over 50 comments thus far over a period of almost 2 years.
Other blog posts on this topic are the following:
Watermelon Punch - Olyphant, a town of... I'm not sure
xradiograph - olyphant.art - the Secret of the Blog

Posted by Chloe | Friday 19 November 2004 7:25AM

the name of the gay bar on mooney street was frenchko's!
Posted by edfoff | Thursday 25 November 2004 12:24PM

Ed foff misses the gay bar. I saw recently strange lights in the night time sky around the olyphant post office. I was a little curious as I've read John's blog many times. So I sent my cat Clarence to investigate. I affixed an old flashlight to Clarences' head and sent him on his way. I didn't see him for three days after that. On the fourth day he returned with strange tales. It seems he was intercepted by Mr Peruka and forced to do unspeakable things. Things so unspeakable that it gave me nightmares, to say nothing of what it did to Clarence's fragile cat psyche. Clarence now misses notes on his bass guitar where before he played like a virtuoso. Clarence has also developed a taste for Tony's pizza where he always preferred Vince's. And to cap it off he's surly and yells profanities to schoolchildren that pass the house. Whatever went on, I don't like it one bit. Mr peruka will be turned into Peta at my earliest convenience. PS Clarence wants his kitty sweater and hash pipe back. You Cad.
Posted by Bodhi | Tuesday 30 November 2004 11:22PM

Oh please Bodhi-as many times as I saw you coming out the back door of frenchkos bar on mooney street....it makes me wonder whether you had had something stuck in your backdoor! Can someone tell me why Olyphant is a Boro-not a town or village, but a Boro?? are the citizens of Olyphant mole people at night? ANNOUCING: HOTEL OLYPHANT SPECIAL!!!!! Rent one of our lovely just renovated rooms for 2 nights, and we'll clean the shared bathroom for free! Has anyone ever stayed in Hotel Olyphant?? Or drank at the bar?? PINNERS NEEDED!!!!!!!! WHEEZY of Queen City Recreation needs pinners for the winter bowling league-3 bucks a night and all the cold soda you can drink-She'll even throw in a stale hot dog if the bowlers don't finish them! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE FOLLOWING PLACES?: NOSSALS FLOWER SHOP IDEAL LUNCH WHITMANS HOTEL-REMEMBER THAT JOINT AT THE TRIANGLE OF JACKSON AND NORTH VALLEY? THEN THERE WAS THE POLO GROUNDS BAR.....IN THE SAME BUILDING! IS CHOMKOS STILL OPEN? WHO STOLE THE MOOSE HEAD OUT OF RUSSENS SPORTS BAR? OH OH-I'M TOO LATE FOR THE ANNUAL PORKETTA FEST AT THE JESSUP LEGION! GOTTA RUN......SAY HI TO HARRY SUGERMAN FOR ME! foff
Posted by edfoff | Sunday 05 December 2004 7:27PM

The Secret of Olyphant. Hi Chloe, As you know the citizens of Olyphant petitioned me to post the internet story that appeared on www.truthtrek.net as the leading story for over a year on this website. I told them it was impossible because I didnt own a computer but I did the best next thing and I left a copy of the internet story complete with satellite photos and documents at the clerks office at the boro hall in Olyphant. The clerk told me that no one has checked our evidence. Apparently that citizens of Olyphant are too lazy to investigate this greatest of all stories, and so I need your help if you are willing to help me. If I can send you a copy of the internet story plus the entire theory maybe after the holidays and you can post how much you wish on this website in order to settle this intriguing debate. You would have to send me your mailing address so that I can send you the material. My e-mail address is jp18447@hotmail.com Thanks, John Peruka
Posted by john peruka | Monday 13 December 2004 3:57PM

The Secret of Olyphant cont, The Secret of Olyphant is the secrets of God, the secrets of Jesus Christ who is God. For now is the hour, for now is the time, and the secrets of God were revealed unto his people. Book of Revelation. At the very end of the millennium great knowledge and wisdom will be given to the peoples of the earth. An old indian legend. Topic, THE GREAT UNIVERSAL TRUTHS of THE SECRET OF OLYPHANT. HYPOTHESIS or TRUTH no one, JESUS CHRIST is GOD. I am the ALPHA[pyramid] and the OMEGA [sphere], I am the beginning and the end. I was and will always be, forever and evermore. Book of Revelation. Hypothesis no.two All forms of matter and energy, both living and non-living, both visible and invisible are combinations of single electromagnetic pyramids which are tuned ciruits The pyramids are symbols of creation. Hypothesis no.three, The first definition of matter. Matter is condensed light organised into pyramids. In other words God made everything in the universe from PYRAMIDS of LIGHT. Hypothesis no.four, The first definition of life. Life is a pyramidal projection of light composed of twelve pyramids of the body and twelve pyramids of the soul. You do not die but live forever. Hypothesis no.five, The first definition of reality. Reality is the total in-phase electromagnetic resonant energy that a pyramidal entity receives within a specific space-time continuum or dimension. Hypothesis no six, The universe is a giant hologram of light, pyramids of light within larger pyramids of light, spheres of light within larger spheres of light,and holograms of light within larger holograms of light. Hyothesis no seven, In order to prove that he is the Son of God, Jesus Christ created the most incredible miracle in the history of the world. In one the most advanced regions of the world the northeastern section of the United States of America, Jesus Christ created an entire town, he created Olyphant Pa. This is the most shocking and incredible secret of Olyphant, JESUS CHRIST IS GOD,JESUS CHRIST CREATED OLYPHANT PA. Hypothesis no. eight, From our point of view, the town or borough of Olyphant simply does not exist. This will be explained later.
Posted by john peruka | Friday 17 December 2004 2:50PM

Yes I was in Olyphant. what I called main street was just a word for the main street. Sorry I didn't remember the name. All that I said did happen there. I did not make anything up. Just two weeks ago two of my associates went to Olyphant. They had some really strange stories to tell. I will invite them to post it here. They are two psychic women. They had also met someone who gave them a tour. Not the person I met. They came back and immediately called me. They told me of their feeling enormous amounts of energy. They belive John has stumbled accross a nexus or gateway, a stargate. So I will let them tell their story.
Posted by Robert Oliveri | Thursday 13 January 2005 7:40PM

um ok...i thought this so called pyramid was under ground?..any who...if the churches are anything of meaning to all of this bs..why don't you go down cellar? and look for a secret passage leading to the "aliens" ooga booga!...or the rail road track thing with the stone archway thats blocked in...if some one would send me a map to get there and a picture ill be glad to unblock that for you.any way if some one can give me any more info on this i'd appreciate this -Shawn
Posted by Shawn | Friday 21 January 2005 3:41PM

you looneys would believe anything....all this is just made up.who could believe suck crap.this is about a good a story as the bible...ITS A STORY!!!
Posted by k | Monday 24 January 2005 5:36PM

don't diss the bible like that because you have some sand in your vagina and your a satanic little retard
Posted by Shawn | Monday 24 January 2005 10:53PM

not to sound like a ass but they call the bible the greatest story ever wrighten and i will agree with that becuse all the bible is is a collection of short storys and to k if you dont beleave in such things why did you wast your time reading all of this
Posted by spike | Thursday 27 January 2005 4:39PM

Where is this 'sphinx' ?
Posted by Gilmore | Monday 31 January 2005 4:36PM

Also, where can I find more pictures?
Posted by Gilmore | Monday 31 January 2005 4:38PM

well, try a Google Image Search for some Olyphant generalities (including postcards and subsidence). Hey, I this whole Google thing just might catch on....
Posted by the Other michael | Monday 31 January 2005 5:00PM

The Secret of Olyphant. All major events in the history of the world have been controlled by Jesus Christ who is God. The evidence. As evidence we present the so called coincidences in the Kennedy- Lincoln assinations. There are approximately 22 such coincidences, maybe more. A few of them are, Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln which is a Ford and Lincoln was shot at Fords theater. Kennedys vice president was Johnson and Lincolns vice president was also named Johnson. I wanted to find out the odds of these so called coincidences which no one has adequately explained. Two math professors at a local college told me it would above a billion to one odds that these events could occur. If I were a gambler I would take those odds anytime. If you disagree with me. remember I have a billion to one odds in my favor. The truth is that you are being controlled by supernatural forces that you do not understand. There are also much more evidence such as the bible code and the Jefferson=Adams events.
Posted by john peruka | Thursday 03 February 2005 4:05PM

JOHN YOU ARE WAY OFF TRACK. THE TRUTH IS THAT THE MASONS ARE CONTROLLING THE UNIVERSE. THE ERR OF YOU WAYS ARE OBVIOUS. CHECK THE MATHMATICS OF FREEMASONRY AND BE ILLUMINATED.PEACE
Posted by HIRAM BLUE | Saturday 05 February 2005 8:36PM

hiram i somewhat beleave you on that alot of the erlyer presadents where not christians they where in fact i cant remember but it starts with a A and its kinda like agnostic and they where also freemasons and most of the goverment today is along with the freemasons and the aluminoty (or however its spelled) both of there symbles are on the usa money bills as well
Posted by spike | Sunday 06 February 2005 4:46PM

CHECK PYTHAGORIUS 47TH. DO THE MATH.
Posted by HIRAM BLUE | Tuesday 08 February 2005 10:50PM

JOHN PERUKA IS A FRAUD!! I CHALLENGE JOHN PERUKA TO POST HIS FINDINGS ON THE INTERNET, TO INCLUDE HIS MONOGRAPH! NO LAME EXCUSES JOHN-EITHER PUT UP, SHUT UP OR JUMP FROM THE TOP OF THE BORO BUILDING!
Posted by edfoff | Sunday 06 March 2005 3:45PM

This is perhaps the most informative site on the sacred boro of Olyphant I've ever found on the net. I had heard that a ufo had crashed in Olyphant, while another ill-fated saucer went down in the city of Carbondale. I thnk that between the combined efforts of John, Ron Hannivig,the famed investigative journalist,and Frank- the poe-,Scassellati of Dunmore,we are all learning the truth about the many gateways to infinity that seen to be present in Lackawanna County.
Posted by matt graeber | Sunday 06 March 2005 7:37PM

people do understnad that there are things in this world that neather siceince or most religions can explane things the human race cant even begain to fathom and if you have to make fun of other peoples relgion findings or what ever they want ot beleave then they are a much better person then you cuse they actully have a life a life of going out and doing what they think is right you people that make fun of others have no life in fact you have such a pathetic life that you can only make your selfs feel better by making other suffer its as simple as self esteaim we have some and you have none if you have such a hard time not beleaving what john says about this then you can explane all the things in the world that sicence and your relgion can not and i would like you to try
Posted by spike | Monday 07 March 2005 8:01PM

In responce to Spike's insightful remarks, I can only say that Spike sounds remarkably like Frank(the poet), of Dunmore. I know I mistakenkly identified him as a "POE" in my message yesterday..but, believe me,I've read Poe and Frank's No Poe..but,he is a self-proclaimed poet and ace UFO investigator.(I hope I didn't make another typo on the word "ACE!"
Posted by matt graeber | Monday 07 March 2005 9:52PM

trust me im not this poe you talk about i just moved to the scranton area almost 2 years ago from state college
Posted by spike | Tuesday 08 March 2005 3:39PM

Spike -- are you SURE you're not Poe? F'r instance, have you ever died of hydrophobia?
Posted by the Other michael | Tuesday 08 March 2005 5:07PM

Spike, I failed to mention that you are correct about the existance of things that cannot be weighed and measured scientifically. Surely, taking a DNA sample of a care giver wiil not explain why that care giver cares. So too, one cannot pour a glass full of love or hate yet, these things do exist and have a profound affect upon our lives. But, these are common place facts of our collective living experience..NOT out of the ordinary, other-wordly and uniquely strange happens that John claims to have been physically real and meaningful experiences. I'm sorry if I offened you in any way with my last posting, you sound like a nice person, and even though I do not agree with you, you do deserveto be treated fairly. One final note: The example of the flying pig is a point that another UFO reaercher first made a long time ago. I do not remember his name but, I do remember the fine,, and humorous example.
Posted by matt graeber | Tuesday 08 March 2005 10:08PM

yea alot of people will say that im a nice guy i try to help people out when i can with what i can i will say that i have been "tuched" as some call it a a demonic entaty one day me and some friends where out ghost hunting and it took me down to one knee and im not going to go on about the story but i will say it did change me for a wial if you read up on people that get tuched by ghost and what not there life has changed some a little some alot there are also places that i can show you in state college on the penn state campas one area you feel like your realy realy tyerd like your energy is being drained from you and for somereson that area is litterd with benches theres another area if you stand in a certain spot you feel warm another you feel like your sinking another you feel like your floting another you feel cold there where also some weird strang things happening for a few months around the state college area almost as if spirital activity was on the rise sorry im just ballbeling on just keep in mind that what one thing dosent offend one person it can offend many and vis versa and yes i have delt with alot of hate and ridicule for my ideas and just for being pagan and goth espatully up here in the scranton area
Posted by spike | Wednesday 09 March 2005 4:38PM

Chloe, If your group would like to have the investigative report/essay on the Carbondale UFO story let me know and I'll send it to you. Informative, Interesting, the unsung song of the incident. A BLOGer's delight. If you want to just look it over first, that's fine. I tried to reach you at WatermelonPunch but, it's too amny letters according to my PC. So long for now, Matt
Posted by matt graeber | Thursday 10 March 2005 7:49AM

The only thing I want to note is that Olyphant didn't have the highest person to bar ratio. It was plymouth with 1 bar per 8 to 9 people. Other than that I haven't heard one thing either way to prove or disprove anything this guy has had to say about the center of the universe. Thanx ~Dead End~
Posted by DeadEnd | Saturday 19 March 2005 3:14PM

REALLY??? Raised in Olyphant from mid-1940s and left during 1960s, only to visit since. I remember lots, listened to elders lots, paid attention lots...and, was a USAF Project Blue Book investigator at Colorado. Study the UFO reports, read the declassified data, and look at the stealth technology. Most of us can handle the conclusion we draw. Many did and would say I am from, or still communicating with OUTER SPACE/THE UNIVERSE. My family numbered among Olyphant leaders during the late 1800s and early 1900s. My OPINION: This crock malignes the good people, past and present, who worked so hard to live at Olyphant...and still do. On the otherhand, maybe these people can raise a stir, get on FOX, CNN, etc. to start a tourism boom...and bring lots of money back to the Queen City, where there might have been more churches per capita than the surrounding Mid Valley. Here in Florida, I'll watch the weather channel, fondly remember my Olyphant, continue to admire the past, and sip lots of Margaritas. I will check back to this site, because it really is funny.
Posted by DittyBopperME | Wednesday 13 April 2005 2:49PM

Ditty certainly has made a good point about all this nonsence, and one might enjoy reading John Peruka's stories a bit more with a drink in hand.. as 'ol ditty suggests. Ya know, Ditty might do Olyphant a great service by posting his memories and reflesction of the town. In that way others who relish the nostalga of Olyphant past might get to fondly say, "I remember that too!"
Posted by Matt Graeber | Thursday 14 April 2005 7:19PM

keep in mind scranton pa and the sournding area is quite old and has much history and as a leader of a paranormal group in the area it is realy hard to find some stuff about hounted places all you can realy do is relay on rummors on what other people say im pretty shure its a super conservitive thing this area has considering how many christians that will look down apon other cuse they dress differantly or talk differantly or have a differant religion or even think differant then they do so befor you go making juggments apon people that you dont know about stuff you cant even comprehend take a look at your selfs first and remember one of the comandments dont juge unless ye be juged and this blog is not about juging people on the way they think its about the findings of one person who has detacated more years into his findings then most people will do for any job or hobbie i may have only lived in scranton area for almost two years but i pick up on things realy quickly and ive knoticed alot of people are quite ignorent and are scared of change they want it to be like the erly 1900s when people all dressed the same thought the same there was no loud music or electronics or clubs or sub cultures (goth punk hippies ect...) when there was no individualality people need to learn that there are changes that are happening and many more to come so get the hell outside your little box that is your personal little world and come into the real world in other words as one of my faverot sayings go why is it that humans fear what they dont understand and try to make up lies so that they think they understand what they dont understand
Posted by spike | Thursday 14 April 2005 11:38PM

also if anyone dosent beleave about me a leader or a real paranormal organization i and some of my members will be in the scranton times on saterday if not sunday for scranton ghost tracking but the name will actuly change soon
Posted by spike | Thursday 14 April 2005 11:42PM

I just wanted to point out that there is more to "this site" than just this page.
And eagerly awaiting this weekend's newspaper now. :)

Posted by Chloe | Friday 15 April 2005 1:08AM

FIRST: My sincere apologies to Chloe regarding reference to "this site." Recommend everyone access her WEB SITES (all) and many of the LINKS. OPINION: She is a hard-working, very precise, talented, awesome journalist with a strong sense of news copy and artsy visuals! Her viewed work is extremely professional in all respects. Quoting the deceased longtime Blakely High School Principal, Olyphant's former resident Scranton Tribune chronicaling Journalist Everet Keller: "A tip of the old chapeau!" MY EXCUSE: Besides MS difficulties, please accept lack of Internet knowledge and terms, coupled with fading short-term memory combining to humble me often. This is one of those many times. Roaming Olyphant at 16 or 17, there were no questions, but tons of positively factual answers. Unlike some, as age begins to set in, questions far outnumber answers. And, as you can tell, it gets worse. However, long-term memory continues to become crystal clear, like watching a continuous docutmentary showing Olyphant's earlier days. SECOND: Ditty TOTALLY AGREES with Spike's last two entries, above. We fought wars, worked hard, spent ourselves, continued to really learn, traveled the World, and we value Olyphant social values lots more in an enlightened World. One can't help loving Olyphant's past and current people. Isn't Freedom Great?
Posted by DittyBopperME | Friday 15 April 2005 3:39PM

I should also clarify that I'm not a journalist by trade. And I also wasn't the one who posted this topic. (That would be Michael (the other).)
Posted by Chloe | Saturday 16 April 2005 4:35AM

Chloe, it looks like michael (the other), has certainly sturred up a paranormal hornet's nest with this topic. Let's all hope that it continues, and everyone has the opportunity to voice their opinions on the topic. I personally believe that the earth is flat...but, that's another story for another time.
Posted by matt graeber | Saturday 16 April 2005 3:54PM

sorry everyone something happend and they diddnt run the story aperently its what they call a evergreen story one they can use at any time but if you keep a eye out on this blog i will post when it will be out im hopeing that it will be out soon also if you actully are interested in paranormal please go to www.meetup.com/115 that is the group that i am organizer for we have monthly meetings and going to start having staff meetings and going out to places and much more we have a laundery list of places to go and where always looking for more places to go and people to join
Posted by spike | Sunday 17 April 2005 3:01PM

HAY CHLOE-YOU NEVER POSTED THE OLYPHANT PICTURES I SENT TO YOU ON THE OTHER BLOG!!!!!! THOSE PICTURES CAN REFUTE ALL OF THE "PYRAMID" NONSENSE!
Posted by ed | Sunday 17 April 2005 6:42PM

HEY CHLOE-YOU NEVER POSTED THE OLYPHANT PICTURES I SENT TO YOU ON THE OTHER BLOG!!!!!! THOSE PICTURES CAN REFUTE ALL OF THE "PYRAMID" NONSENSE!
Posted by ed | Sunday 17 April 2005 6:43PM

hey ed email me those pics i would like to take a look at them my email addy is iamtouber4u@aol.com
Posted by spike | Sunday 17 April 2005 8:37PM

The Secret of Olyphant, Hi Ed, I told all of you to go to the Peckville library to study the report on Olyphant or to the Olyphant bourough hall. I also asked Chloe for her mailing addrress so that I could send her the 155 pages of evidence including satellite photos and other pictures which prove my theory about Olyphant. Apparently the citizens of Olyphant are too lazy to go to the Peckville library and Chloe never responded. Therefore, if you send me your mailing address I will send you some pictures and the story that appeared on the internet for over a year. My e-mail address is jp18447@hotmail.com or my mailing address is John Peruka po box 166, Olyphant Pa. 18447 The latest news is that Mary Suderland of www.burlingtonnews.net who has all the evidence is supposed to make a documentary movie about Olyphant and the Carbondale UFO in June. Thanks John Peruka.
Posted by john peruka | Monday 18 April 2005 7:00PM

ok unless things get pushed back again scranton ghost trackers will be in this sundays paper if you want read above for my email adress and i can email you a copy of it if you cant get ahold of the scranton times news paper
Posted by spike | Saturday 23 April 2005 3:27PM

ok unless things get pused back AGAIN scranton ghost trackers will be in the news paper on the 17th
Posted by spike | Friday 06 May 2005 3:40PM

anyone wanting to see pictures of the "pyramid" or "red rooster" (they are both the same) email edpafoff@aol.com I'm happy to share em with ya! Peruka-the pyramid is an old culm dump from the 20's and 30's-my mom saw it being built up....as did many others.....nothing mysterious about it....its a culm dump pure and simple!!!!!!!!
Posted by ed | Sunday 08 May 2005 8:23PM

blah things got changed again it will come out on this upcomeing sunday the 15th i think it would be
Posted by spike | Tuesday 10 May 2005 3:31PM

All mysteries are explained by the square and compasses. To truly be enlightened you need to seek the brethren. The free and accepted conceil all and know the truth!!!!!!!
Posted by Hiram Blue | Saturday 14 May 2005 7:44PM

BOAZ!!!!!!!! hey shriner, have a drink!!!!!!!
Posted by shriner joe | Sunday 15 May 2005 7:33PM

well i dont know about you guys but i didnt see it in the paper but i sware it will run one day just hopefully sooner then latter
Posted by spike | Monday 16 May 2005 3:25PM

1-570-489-1560 for the LC ghostseekers
Posted by pop pop | Monday 30 May 2005 2:23PM

Has anyone one else done the math here? There is a very slim chance that this is THE John Peruka. If in fact he was a retired chemist who moved to Olyphant in the mid 1970's he would be in upwards of 95 years old if he retired in 1975 at age 65 and moved to Olyphant immediately. I find it highly unlikely that a 95 year old retired chemist with no computer would make his way to the local library so often to babble on like this.
Posted by kz | Monday 30 May 2005 2:33PM

hey pop pop what is lc ghost seekers is it a group you made and trying to get people maybe we should combine are efforts i am the leader of paranomal, supernatrual inquiry group used to be called scranton ghost trackers we changed the name and a few things we got a web page up still working out some of the kinks out of it please contact me if you would like to talk at parainquirygroup@aol.com
Posted by spike | Wednesday 01 June 2005 1:21AM

The Secret of Olyphant,How do you people think? You come to the wrong conclusions because you are too lazy to investigate the facts. Who said I retired in 1975? I will be 66in Sept. I left the chemical industry in 1974 after about 12 years as an assistant chemist and to moved to Olyphant in !974 to reveal to the world the great mystery in Olyphant. Anyway this is trivial stuff more suited to the small minds of my critics who suffer from Lillputianism a very common mental condition. I would like to announce that Mary Sutherland of BUFO Paranormal and Ufo Radio is coming to the area to make a documentary movie about the mysteries of Olyphant and Carbondale Ufos on June 26. She and her husband have studied the evidence that I have provided which is available only at the Valley Community Library in Peckville. Ask for the Secret of Olyphant and it is not a book but a 155 page report from our investigative team. Also we our looking for anyone who has an eye-witness account of the Carbondale Ufo incident in !974. We would be pleased to hear your story. Pease notify franks18434@hotmail.com as soon as possible. Thanks, John Peruka
Posted by john peruka | Wednesday 01 June 2005 5:38PM

How curious ir is that John can promote Mary Sutherkand's upcomin visit to Carbondale and Olyphant but, My report on the UFO crash remains unposted at NEPAblog. I was one of the original UFO investigators at the scene in 1974..doesn't that interest NEPAblog as a piece of NEPA histry, and histroical fact?
Posted by matt graeber | Wednesday 08 June 2005 9:52PM

How curious ir is that John can promote Mary Sutherkand's upcomin visit to Carbondale and Olyphant but, My report on the UFO crash remains unposted at NEPAblog. I was one of the original UFO investigators at the scene in 1974..doesn't that interest NEPAblog as a piece of NEPA histry, and histroical fact?
Posted by matt graeber | Wednesday 08 June 2005 9:52PM

Well, Matt, John can promote anything he wants in these comments, as can you. The simple fact of the matter is that neither Chloe nor I have had the time to post your article.
Posted by the Other michael | Thursday 09 June 2005 11:36AM

I bought a Golden Retriever back in '95 off a couple in Olyphant. Days went by and I couldn't think of a name. It was a cold March evening around 11PM as I stood out my backdoor gazing at the Orion constellation in the cold winter sky. BAMM! That was the name that was given to our special friend who passed away last year in 04. ORION!! When I saw the picture of the churches in the Orion configuration gooosebumps roared throughout my flesh and that of my brothers who happened to be on the phone in the same freaked out state. Are there any aerial photos of Olyphant that I can view?
Posted by Jeff J | Thursday 09 June 2005 9:51PM

That Carbondale incident was a flashlight at the bottom of a stripmine mudhole. Gimme a break!
Posted by JJ | Thursday 09 June 2005 9:55PM

well hopefully it will finaly come out suposivly the artical about my ghost hunting group is finaly going to be printed the week of the 27th of this month but i was told most likly on the 3rd of july but deffecently that week now hopefully it will run this time cuse i realy cant wait and see it for those that are interested are meetings are at 7 pm on the second monday of every month meaning this upcomeing monday on the 13th at dennys in dickson citiy and it would be nice to have some of you the ones that know how to behave them selfs and arnt closed minded assholes other then them all are welcome
Posted by spike | Friday 10 June 2005 4:26PM

if anyone wants to talk please email me at parainquirygroup@aol.com and i will get back to you asap
Posted by spike | Friday 10 June 2005 4:29PM

The Secret of Olyphant for Jeff J. If you want some satellite photos of the churches in Olyphant that form the Orion star pattern and the giant sphinx in olyphant go to the Valley Community library in Peckville and ask the library director Mary Barna for the Secret of Olyphant. All the information is there which I have been mentioning in these messages. Also I will be at Dennys at 7pm on Monday with the main pictures, documents, and other evidences of my discoveries in Olyphant. Thanks, John Peruka
Posted by john peruka | Friday 10 June 2005 5:15PM

Dear Chloe abd Michael, I wasn't complaing about your not posting my report on the Carbondale UFO hoax of 1974. I was annoyed by the fact that John is promoting a very " veracity challenged", individual's vist to the area. BTW, I apolgize for the typos in my last note, I"m legally blind and should have my wife check things out before I hit the post button.
Posted by matt graeber | Friday 10 June 2005 6:04PM

LC Ghostseekers-please call if you have any paranormal experience in the Olyphant/Mid-Valley/UpValley area! 570-489-1560
Posted by pop pop | Sunday 12 June 2005 1:39PM

HEY SPIKE! Are you any relation to the now deceased rumpot who live at 203 Jackson St. in Olyphant during the 60's and 70's? His name was Spike Oles (Oh-Lish)cripes could that guy tie one on.....he used to drink himself into a stupor at queen city recreation and stronys bar, then stagger down jackson street, and pass out on his couch(several times he slept on his porch) Ah the halcyon days of the Queen City-the 1970's for sure. Anybody remember ted havran from jackson street? The 300 block of jackson street is now called the bronx section of jackson street-one only need walk down the block to know why! lots of section 8's residing in the duplexes! Anybody here remember vals grocery on lynch street? Metrinkos cafe at the point of jackson/north valley ave? The great train derailment in olyphant from july 27, 1976......damn boxcar full of clay almost went into eddie roes' house that am!!!!!! Bennies cigar store, Nossals flower shop and Cosmo cut rate store-they were happening places in Olyphant!!!!!!
Posted by frank petrochko | Sunday 12 June 2005 1:57PM

hey matt........do you have a site where one can get more info on the carbondale UFO????
Posted by Rumplestiltskin | Sunday 12 June 2005 2:02PM

no and spike isnt my birth name its a nick name that i got 10 some years ago it was when i was still in high school and just wondering on this but what brought you to ask such a question
Posted by spike | Sunday 12 June 2005 8:28PM

hey pop pop can you email me at parainquirygroup@aol.com i would like to talk to you about your group
Posted by spike | Sunday 12 June 2005 8:31PM

Dear Chloe and Michael, If you haven't the time, how about posting what I just sent you for thoose who are interested and do have the time ot read the article? Matt
Posted by matt graeber | Sunday 12 June 2005 8:50PM

Dear Rumplestiltskin and JJ, I believe that NEPAblog might posy the investigative article on the Carbondale UFO Hoax in the near future, so stay tuned! Those wishing to contact me directly may do so at matthewgraeber@aol.com Thanks, Matt
Posted by matt graeber | Monday 13 June 2005 4:07PM

FYI - Mr. Peruka's Pyramid is scheduled to be removed very soon. What will happen to all that cosmic energy. As strange as John might seem, there is truly something to be uncovered, quite astonishing!
Posted by | Monday 13 June 2005 8:17PM

well i meet mr. peruka yesterday and we where talking and he showed me some of the stuff the news paper articals and that story that used to be on truthtrek.com and i do have a copy of that on paper and reading that and the news paper articals and after talking with him he dose know what hes talking about and with what he said and the news artical dose make alot of sence but you must have a understanding of history and of science and well if you have a closed mind i.e. meaning that what you see is true and only what you see meaning that if you only care about your self and no one eles then you wont be able to grasp the understanding that is nessasery to see the logic behind what he says
Posted by spike | Tuesday 14 June 2005 6:16PM

so what happend wtih the blog it was down for got over 2 weeks i tryed to email watermelonpunch.com but i got a mailerdemon
Posted by spike | Thursday 07 July 2005 4:39PM

1-570-489-1560 call now!
Posted by pop pop | Thursday 07 July 2005 7:44PM

ANOTHER OLYPHANT MYSTERY!!! Will someone explain why the hose companies in olyphant are numbered 1,2,4,6 and 8? What happened to 3,5 and 7? LC Ghostseekers please call 1-570-489-1560 if you have any unusual sightings or paranormal experiences to tell about in the Olyphant/Mid Valley/UpValley area!
Posted by pop pop | Thursday 07 July 2005 7:48PM

hey pop pop you dont have anyone to join your group do you cuse you seem to realy advertise that phone # alot
Posted by spike | Friday 08 July 2005 12:12AM

what about you spike?? would you care to join? The phone # is for those wishing to report/discuss paranormal experiences they have had in the area.
Posted by pop pop | Friday 08 July 2005 10:11PM

i ivited you a long time ago and asked you to email me as well that email adress is parainquirygroup@aol.com well im not realy interested in joining a group i am head of the one im runing now and we are actully doing quite well for not having much of any adversiment and we got lots of places to go and we are trying to get ahold of someone so we can check out his house its more of less hit or miss cuse he works and then hes doing renavations to his house by him self so hes kinda hard to get ahold of but we are having a meeting this monday the 11th at dennys in dickson citiy and you are more then welcome to join and bring people but i would like to know how many so i can get the aporperit size tables cuse we already have about 11 people going to show up you can also contact me on aim/aol at parainquirygroup but its on my cell so it will take a little time for me to reply but you are more then welcome to contact me any time
Posted by spike | Saturday 09 July 2005 2:55AM

we do alot at the meetings we have are bussness stuff to talk about some chating about random stuff telling are experances and storys introducing new members wich well be having abour 6 of them this meeting planing out some places to go and new places to look into and much more
Posted by spike | Saturday 09 July 2005 3:01AM

what time at dennys spike?? i will bring just 5 people with me, but i need to know what time you will have your meeting!
Posted by pop pop | Saturday 09 July 2005 8:55PM

it will be at 7pm and probly start about 7:30ish
Posted by spike | Sunday 10 July 2005 4:08AM

so pop pop what happend that you didnt show up
Posted by spike | Tuesday 12 July 2005 2:56PM

There's now a paranormal (olyphant) section in the:
Watermelon Punch Message Board Forum

Posted by Chloe | Saturday 16 July 2005 3:47PM

hey chloe whats the web adress fo it
Posted by spike | Sunday 17 July 2005 1:18AM

sorry spike, i had my hemmorhoids removed and wasn't able to make it to dennys....perhaps i will be up to it the week of july 24th......let me know!
Posted by pop pop | Monday 18 July 2005 5:01AM

ewwww dude you coulda just said a doctors apointment anyways are next meeting will be on aug 8th at dennys at 7 pm in dicksoncitiy
Posted by spike | Monday 18 July 2005 4:10PM

ok the laest update on the news paper atical is that it will come out this sunday its been layed out and i was told once they are layed out they NEVER change and it will on the COVER of the people section
Posted by spike | Monday 18 July 2005 4:27PM

here is the link to chloe's great new forum: http://www.watermelonpunch.com/.... I HAVE POSTED A FOTKI LINK TO PICTURES OF THE PYRAMID AND SUCH ON CHLOES' FORUM-YOU MUST REGISTER FIRST-FREE-PLEASE CONTINUE THE DISCUSSION THERE.....COMMENTS ON PIX WELCOME TOO! EDPAFOFF
Posted by edpafoff | Monday 18 July 2005 8:23PM

COME ON FOLKS, COME ON OVER TO THE BLOG-I HAVE POSTED LINKS TO VARIOUS PYRAMID PICTURES AS WELL AS THE ANCHOR!!!!!!! http://www.watermelonpunch.com/......
Posted by edpafoff | Wednesday 20 July 2005 7:31PM

hey spike, you get lost or something??
Posted by pop pop | Wednesday 20 July 2005 7:33PM

what you talking about pop pop
Posted by spike | Thursday 21 July 2005 2:46PM

what you mean pop pop did i miss some informal meeting or something ???
Posted by spike | Thursday 21 July 2005 2:46PM

come on over to the forum spike, paranormal section!
Posted by pop pop | Friday 22 July 2005 4:49AM

ummm ok what was i saposed to be lookling for and whats your user name on there
Posted by spike | Friday 22 July 2005 3:12PM

I'm closing the comments section on this page at this time, because it's become more or less a chatterbox, and I don't have the time to monitor this one entry consistently for spam or problems.
Please use the forum for ongoing discussions.
Thanks.

Posted by Chloe | Monday 25 July 2005 12:02PM


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